I could care less about the APR for the football team. All that happens is we lose scholarships...OB could have 150 scholarships available and we still wouldn't have a decent QB prospect.
We could out-do Nebraska's walk-on program and really piss them off.
Or we could do what all the other top schools on that list do and have the tutors take the classes and tests for the players.
Edit: maybe we just need new tutors that teach and not fornicate with the player.

Edit: Scratch that, keep the ones that fornicate, but hire others that teach.