Dog Water

[Tannoudji]

Is dog water dangerous to drink?  The reason I ask is because I have been getting harassed lately by these little hoodrats asking me to buy magazine subscriptions.  The first one who asked was given a firm and polite "NO", but now they are coming in waves.  I am pretty sure the last one kicked over my mailbox after I shut the door in his face, so I am going to take the issue into my own hands.  I have a pretty old dog with some digestive issues and I am going to take some of his bowl water and put it in a glass and offer it to the next punk who knocks on my door.  I don't want to to any permanent damage that could get my in legal trouble, but I do want them to get "sick" enough to leave me alone. 

So can you really hurt someone with dog water? (His water is outside in the sun if that makes a difference)

[EllToPay]

Is dog water dangerous to drink?  The reason I ask is because I have been getting harassed lately by these little hoodrats asking me to buy magazine subscriptions.  The first one who asked was given a firm and polite "NO", but now they are coming in waves.  I am pretty sure the last one kicked over my mailbox after I shut the door in his face, so I am going to take the issue into my own hands.  I have a pretty old dog with some digestive issues and I am going to take some of his bowl water and put it in a glass and offer it to the next punk who knocks on my door.  I don't want to to any permanent damage that could get my in legal trouble, but I do want them to get "sick" enough to leave me alone. 

So can you really hurt someone with dog water? (His water is outside in the sun if that makes a difference)

WWJD

[PandaXpanda]

I always give gibbs (my boxer pit) ice water to drink.  ice water.  he loves and appreciates it.  

[bakerman]

Sun rays cause hydrogen bonds to break down over time in non-moving water, creating unstable hydrogen molecules. When digested, these unstable hydrogen molecules can cause havoc on a person's intestines. Affects are similar to that of going through chemotherapy.

[Tannoudji]

Is dog water dangerous to drink?  The reason I ask is because I have been getting harassed lately by these little hoodrats asking me to buy magazine subscriptions.  The first one who asked was given a firm and polite "NO", but now they are coming in waves.  I am pretty sure the last one kicked over my mailbox after I shut the door in his face, so I am going to take the issue into my own hands.  I have a pretty old dog with some digestive issues and I am going to take some of his bowl water and put it in a glass and offer it to the next punk who knocks on my door.  I don't want to to any permanent damage that could get my in legal trouble, but I do want them to get "sick" enough to leave me alone. 

So can you really hurt someone with dog water? (His water is outside in the sun if that makes a difference)

WWJD

2 Peter 2:3
John 2:14-16

[Tannoudji]

Sun rays cause hydrogen bonds to break down over time in non-moving water, creating unstable hydrogen molecules. When digested, these unstable hydrogen molecules can cause havoc on a person's intestines. Affects are similar to that of going through chemotherapy.

So non-fatal then?  What about the dog germ aspect?

[EllToPay]

Is dog water dangerous to drink?  The reason I ask is because I have been getting harassed lately by these little hoodrats asking me to buy magazine subscriptions.  The first one who asked was given a firm and polite "NO", but now they are coming in waves.  I am pretty sure the last one kicked over my mailbox after I shut the door in his face, so I am going to take the issue into my own hands.  I have a pretty old dog with some digestive issues and I am going to take some of his bowl water and put it in a glass and offer it to the next punk who knocks on my door.  I don't want to to any permanent damage that could get my in legal trouble, but I do want them to get "sick" enough to leave me alone. 

So can you really hurt someone with dog water? (His water is outside in the sun if that makes a difference)

WWJD

2 Peter 2:3
John 2:14-16

In the temple courts he found men selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16To those who sold doves he said, "Get these out of here! How dare you turn my Father's house into a market!"

So why don't you just make like Jesus and tell them to go away?

[bakerman]

Sun rays cause hydrogen bonds to break down over time in non-moving water, creating unstable hydrogen molecules. When digested, these unstable hydrogen molecules can cause havoc on a person's intestines. Affects are similar to that of going through chemotherapy.

So non-fatal then?  What about the dog germ aspect?

Dog saliva is a healing agent. Would essentially reverse any damage cause by sun dried/dehydrated water being used.

[Tannoudji]

Sun rays cause hydrogen bonds to break down over time in non-moving water, creating unstable hydrogen molecules. When digested, these unstable hydrogen molecules can cause havoc on a person's intestines. Affects are similar to that of going through chemotherapy.

So non-fatal then?  What about the dog germ aspect?

Dog saliva is a healing agent. Would essentially reverse any damage cause by sun dried/dehydrated water being used.

So would nothing happen?  I would like some discomfort to occur.

By the way, this thread just goes to show you that the co-called medical school in our state is a joke.

[bubbles4ksu]

Anyone know where 'noudji lives? I have a couple cousins doing this type of deal for their football team. Lives are at stake. TIA.

[pissclams]

i don't think it would be too big of an issue.  what you could do is try giving your dog some human water to drink and see if it effects him.  whatever effect the human water has on the dog should be the same effect the dog water would have on the human.  good luck Tanno.

[jtksu]

Sun rays cause hydrogen bonds to break down over time in non-moving water, creating unstable hydrogen molecules. When digested, these unstable hydrogen molecules can cause havoc on a person's intestines. Affects are similar to that of going through chemotherapy.

So non-fatal then?  What about the dog germ aspect?

Dog saliva is a healing agent. Would essentially reverse any damage cause by sun dried/dehydrated water being used.

So would nothing happen?  I would like some discomfort to occur.

By the way, this thread just goes to show you that the co-called medical school in our state is a joke.

As long as you're not a total bad person and you give your dog fresh water on a regular basis, nothing bad will happen.  Bacteria does tend to multiply in warm water, so they might get the squirts.  But you can pretty much expect one of their dad's to come a' knockin', wanting to beat your ass.

[chum1]

It probably won't taste a lot like people water if that's what you're asking.  Kids usually like Kool-Aid, though, if that helps.

[Tobias]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculiasis sounds pretty cool.  Don't know of a good supplier off-hand.

The pain caused by the worm's emergence—which typically occurs during planting and harvesting seasons—prevents many people from working or attending school for as long as three months.

Could be a win-win for all parties?  Getting close to back-to-school time for those little bastards - could sideline them until Christmas.  And then it's cold and stuff.

[Tobias]

Damn, it takes up to a year to present symptoms.  Might need a short-term solution -  ?

[jtksu]

It probably won't taste a lot like people water if that's what you're asking.  Kids usually like Kool-Aid, though, if that helps.

[AbeFroman]

It would depend on if your dog has any diseases, and they'd have to be ones that could affect humans. If your dog has worms, that kid may get worms....

[hemmy]

Just give them sweetened tea, that will scare them off