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Offline OK_Cat

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Hilarious
« on: June 15, 2010, 02:10:18 PM »


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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »
 :cry:


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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 04:31:12 PM »
I always thought strippers made wonderful parents... :confused:

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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 05:04:15 PM »
What kind of mumped up bitch leaves the Phoenix area to strip in California.  Duh...
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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 06:50:16 PM »
I love the mental image of the kid saying "mommy, i love you!" and while he reaches out for a hug, BOOM, falcon punch.

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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 07:24:40 PM »
So I guess these kids get to go live in Phoenix with daddy. I bet he's a classy person as well, what, with all the knocking up wanna-be California strippers and leaving his kids in the care of a drug-abusing whore. Who wants to take bets on how long before Child Services takes the kids away from him? I'd go with 6 weeks...

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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2010, 07:41:15 PM »
Not Funny . . . I am thinking along the lines of Quentin Tarantino blow torches and pliers scene for that bitch.




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Re: Hilarious
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 09:56:17 PM »
that sucks.