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Re: Old People
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2010, 01:47:08 PM »
Love talking about how poorly black people speak when I'm watching post game pressers.


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Re: Old People
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2010, 04:23:33 PM »
Read the obituaries.

Wear a sweater or have one within arm's reach 24/7 - 365.

Soft serve ice cream

fruit/berries/tomatoes (LOVE THEM)

Hoard weird things - (bags out of cereal boxes, butter containers, plastic utensils from ff places)

Watch the local news every night from start to finish.

ALWAYS eat breakfast.
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Re: Old People
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2010, 04:56:30 PM »
love the racist ones.
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Re: Old People
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2010, 06:02:43 PM »
By old I mean > 45 fwiw. 

Close, damnit    :curse:


i hate old people more than anything in this world. fact.

 :chainsaw:  eff you.

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Re: Old People
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2010, 09:31:16 PM »
Grandpa (88) writes the highs and lows on his poster sized calendar everyday......

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Re: Old People
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2010, 09:33:19 PM »
prunes, mixed nuts, and werthers

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Re: Old People
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2010, 09:35:41 PM »
By old I mean > 45 fwiw. 

Close, damnit    :curse:


i hate old people more than anything in this world. fact.

 :chainsaw:  shazbot! you.

i meant old old people though. like over 70. they are the worst and meanest people in the world. very stupid too. stupid and mean.

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Re: Old People
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2010, 09:36:55 PM »
Grandpa (88) writes the highs and lows on his poster sized calendar everyday......
Heh.
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Re: Old People
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2010, 10:02:07 PM »
Read the obituaries.

OMG yes.  So weird, they look for friends daily. 

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Re: Old People
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2010, 10:12:56 PM »
My grandparents are from N. Minnesota.  When they come to visit, the sheer mention of the word "tornado" will force them to hide in the basement for like 5 days.  My grandpa would probably wrestle a grizzly, no questions asked but tornados scare the hell out of him.  Plus, he smokes while wearing a nicotine patch.  Grandma plays the accordian.  Kinda looking forward to burying her and that accordian.

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Re: Old People
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2010, 10:14:29 PM »
By old I mean > 45 fwiw. 

Close, damnit    :curse:


i hate old people more than anything in this world. fact.

 :chainsaw:  shazbot! you.

i meant old old people though. like over 70. they are the worst and meanest people in the world. very stupid too. stupid and mean.

Clarification appreciated. I can't wait to be an old man. Get to grab all the good looking female ass I want and not get in trouble for it.   :excited:

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Re: Old People
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2010, 03:42:50 AM »
Read the obituaries.







Watch the local news every night from start to finish.


Yes. Old people love the news. 

They also love SAS orthopedic shoes.


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