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Offline billyheisman

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HAI GUISE!!!!
« on: May 24, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all. 


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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 06:38:33 PM »
Quote from: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all.  

pic?  :fatty:
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2010, 06:39:49 PM »
If she's weeping I'd be interested in seeing.
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2010, 06:43:47 PM »
Quote from: Rick Daris on May 24, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all.  

pic?  :fatty:

I didn't think it would be fair to Mary to take her pic in such a state.  I'm afraid she's been flushed down my holy grail, and never to be seen again.  All I have are my own memories of the glorious, spiritual event.  
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 06:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Paul Moscow on May 24, 2010, 06:39:49 PM
If she's weeping I'd be interested in seeing.

The only weeping going on was from my own eyes.  The pungency of my brand will make even the strongest men cry in fear.  
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 06:53:32 PM »
Quote from: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:43:47 PM
Quote from: Rick Daris on May 24, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
Quote from: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all.  

pic?  :fatty:

I didn't think it would be fair to Mary to take her pic in such a state.  I'm afraid she's been flushed down my holy grail, and never to be seen again.  All I have are my own memories of the glorious, spiritual event.  

whoa. wait a minute. are you saying that you not only don't have a picture of it, but that you also flushed it down the toilet. eff man. what are you, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?

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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 08:25:25 PM »
misleading thread, was expecting cyclone carl not this....
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 10:29:03 PM »
solid opening.
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on May 24, 2010, 10:29:03 PM
solid opening.

Why do you have a picture of Tracy McGrady as your avatar?
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 10:43:37 PM »
Banned from phog.net?
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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2010, 10:47:28 PM »
Quote from: nicname on May 24, 2010, 10:43:37 PM
Banned from phog.net?

Banned from your mom dot com, brah


and yes
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2010, 10:53:13 PM »
Quote from: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 10:47:28 PM
Quote from: nicname on May 24, 2010, 10:43:37 PM
Banned from phog.net?

Banned from your mom dot com, brah


and yes

that sucks. that place bans a lot of people fwiw.

back to your poop... did you really flush it down and not even take pics or were you just kidding? pm if needed. thx.
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 10:26:55 AM »
last day of school ice coming to HW.
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 10:30:04 AM »
Quote from: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 10:47:28 PM
Quote from: nicname on May 24, 2010, 10:43:37 PM
Banned from phog.net?

Banned from your mom dot com, brah


and yes

The42Yardstick and I welcome you.  If you run into Randythehelpfulpineapple please point him this way.

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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 10:37:03 AM »
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 10:38:11 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on May 25, 2010, 10:37:03 AM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?

i'm going w/ edf. it seems like once a year someone will post his pic and get banned or forced to take it down or something.
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 10:42:23 AM »
Flushing that was prolly the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thing you could have done.  Something like that has Ebay written all over it.  Really should fracking think next time.
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 11:06:33 AM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on May 25, 2010, 10:26:55 AM
last day of school ice coming to HW.

Excellent, Bro Namath.  Make sure it's of the !pineapple! or other gross variety. 
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 11:07:33 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on May 25, 2010, 10:37:03 AM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?

It was the love child of Bill Whittemore and Todd Reesing.  I called him Bill Reesingmore. 
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 12:20:14 PM »
Quote from: billyheisman on May 25, 2010, 11:07:33 AM
Quote from: pissclams on May 25, 2010, 10:37:03 AM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?

It was the love child of Bill Whittemore and Todd Reesing.  I called him Bill Reesingmore. 
got it, thanks.
one of the greatest things about !pineapple! ice is that it also says !nuevo! on the 6 pack carton.  of course both of the begining !'s are upside down on !pineapple! and !nuevo!

mods, can you add an upside down ! to my keyboard tia?  mods?
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 12:32:20 PM »
 :pbj:
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2010, 03:43:01 PM »
¡¡¡   :users:
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 05:41:22 PM »
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Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2010, 10:52:35 PM »
Artist's rendering

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