SYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sys]

i drove by it on the way home.  there was a tv guy talking to a camera.

[Stevesie60]

Sorry seven, sorry sys.

[puniraptor]

What kind of snake is this and was I in any danger?

[Gooch]

That thing better already be dead.

[puniraptor]

i initially thought it was a burnt stick. then i nudged it and it backed its head out of a mole hole. i interrupted its super lazy hunting sesh.

[Tobias]

happy birthday, hope it's a good one

[puniraptor]

i thought it was just a black snake rat snake thing but then i noticed the pattern and possibly viper shaped head!

[Asteriskhead]

happy birthday, hope it's a good one

[TownieCat]

What kind of snake is this and was I in any danger?

I am wearing the same shoes

[puniraptor]

I am wearing the same shoes

Can you confirm that they are snakeproof and so in right now?

[star seed 7]

You aren't going to get good renters with poisonous snakes and an unkempt lawn

[sys]

you were right.  black rat snake.

[puniraptor]

You aren't going to get good renters with poisonous snakes and an unkempt lawn

this is around my workplace

[TownieCat]

I am wearing the same shoes

Can you confirm that they are snakeproof and so in right now?

They are "snake resistant".

[Katpappy]

I am wearing the same shoes

Can you confirm that they are snakeproof and so in right now?

They are "snake resistant"... but only for nonpoisonous snakes.

FYP, you're welcome! 

[puniraptor]

my japanese coworker told me that if you whistle at night you will be attacked by a snake. i took an unofficial poll and this superstition is quite pervasive. i love to whistle, often at night, especially while peeing. what kind of snake will kill me?

[mocat]

my japanese coworker told me that if you whistle at night you will be attacked by a snake. i took an unofficial poll and this superstition is quite pervasive. i love to whistle, often at night, especially while peeing. what kind of snake will kill me?

Whistling into an oscillating fan sounds awesome tho

[SdK]

my japanese coworker told me that if you whistle at night you will be attacked by a snake. i took an unofficial poll and this superstition is quite pervasive. i love to whistle, often at night, especially while peeing. what kind of snake will kill me?

I hope someone with more wit than I currently possess can turn this all into a joke. Something equating your pants snake and urination into an attack.

[420seriouscat69]

Happy Birthday, dude!