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Global cooling hits KC. So cold polar bears are relocated.
« on: December 16, 2016, 06:30:59 AM »
Scientists have recently been warning about gobal cooling.  As reported in the Yoder News Herald it is believed that the onslaught of this new weather phenomenon will be.swift and brutal.  Officials in Kansas City are so alarmed they are moving polar bears at the zoo to North Carolina.  https://www.google.com/amp/fox4kc.com/2015/06/25/in-effort-to-preserve-species-polar-bear-nikita-leaving-kansas-city-zoo-for-north-carolina/amp/?client=ms-android-verizon


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Re: Global cooling hits KC. So cold polar bears are relocated.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2016, 07:31:29 AM »
Quote from: renocat on December 16, 2016, 06:30:59 AM
Scientists have recently been warning about gobal cooling.  As reported in the Yoder News Herald it is believed that the onslaught of this new weather phenomenon will be.swift and brutal.  Officials in Kansas City are so alarmed they are moving polar bears at the zoo to North Carolina.  https://www.google.com/amp/fox4kc.com/2015/06/25/in-effort-to-preserve-species-polar-bear-nikita-leaving-kansas-city-zoo-for-north-carolina/amp/?client=ms-android-verizon

Based on the thread title and message body I think you may be a little confused (common problem among knuckle-draggers).

Quick little lesson for you and your cronies...weather (you know, the temperatures outside, precipitation, wind gusts at that moment) that is different and not equal to climate (climate is global, more long-term, and complex with many different contributing factors, such as ocean currents, atmospheric gas perecentages, land formations, etc).

So to review...
Polar Vortex /= Global Climate
It's a weather pattern.

Don't be a knuckle-dragger, reno.

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Re: Global cooling hits KC. So cold polar bears are relocated.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2016, 08:41:37 AM »
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Re: Global cooling hits KC. So cold polar bears are relocated.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2016, 09:30:04 AM »
I enjoyed both the content of CamSock's response and the fact that he responded at all.  :)
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Re: Global cooling hits KC. So cold polar bears are relocated.
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2016, 12:57:42 PM »
Alarmed, editorial staff at the Yoder Times Herald contacted climatologists at the University of Yoder to inquire if this recent cold spell is the start of a global cooling trend.  The climatologists reported this is the coldest December in their records.  They also cited recent snow in Sahara Africa as further proof.  http://www.cbsnews.com/news/unpredictable-work-schedule-help-may-be-on-the-way/
The University's School of Climate and Weather Anomalies was opened in March 2015.
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