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Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« on: October 09, 2016, 11:48:44 AM »
Good evening morning (i fell asleep midway through), Wildcat faithful.  Dlew12 here again carrying ChicoRodriguez's torch to bring you the gems of the game.  I ventured over to RAIDERPOWER.com and read 60 pages so you don't have to!

I really don't like doing gems for teams whose coaches are on the hot seat, and apparently Kliff is.  But without any further ado:

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I'm as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.  Go Red Raiders!  Open up that can of whoop ass.
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Mahomes warming up...read it on Clash of Clans. One of the guys in my clan is at the game.
:opcat: ?
1st Quarter
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gonna get that pill shoved down the D's throat all night
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Three down lineman and a Standing DE against a five man front with a full back in an obvious run situation. What are we doing
Just stack the box and dare them to throw
aren't most fronts at least 5 men?  _fan?
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Seriously, our ******* defense makes me sickkkkk.We are literally just jogging to the QB taking our sweet ass time, then commit an obvious roughing. I cannot stand to watch them anymore they make me so effing ragey.
tech fans do NOT like their defense.  have they forgotten who they are?  their defenses have been putrid for 20 years in a row.

TD wildcats
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Wow. TOO easy. Offense will obviously need to be on all game, and we are going to make another average offense look amazing.
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We have to throw quick tosses outside and bombs while they just run over our a$$.
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Nah, they'll get over confident and we'll unleash the hounds. It's coming.
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their players know how to tackle
number 1 ranked defense in the big 12 of all time
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It's pretty loud there... TF is going on?
they don't call us the KSU KRAZIES for nuthin'!
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Dang ... look at all the white people in KSU's stands... blinding
This comment would have devastated fatty.

Pick 6! 
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LHC Bill Snyder and his two "star" players are making us look like crap. We flat ass look slow.
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What's the rule on taking points off the board because of unsportsmanlike on a score? KSU lost a ballgame a few years ago because of it. Is it still in play?
TOUCHDOWN RAIDAHZ - and then the celebration 'alty
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I am sick of the officials only calling that on us! I guess it is okay to taunt before you get in the endzone? I guess we can't hit a player while the play is still going, but they can slam our receiver down to the ground after the whistle? Call it all day long as long as you call it both ways!
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Ok, what did he really do? Cameras broke away and you couldn't see an unsportsmanlike penalty take place. And BTW, no, it was NOT roughing the passer. He hit his throat, not his face
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Our defense is offensive ????
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We're slower on real grass
:confused:
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Dimel should be fired for throwing that on 3rd & 1.
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270 yards against the number one defense in the Big 12 so far.  Did I understand that correct?
touchdown cats on that hilarious goalline qb sneak
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Just embarrassing how our defense got manhandled on the goaline. 
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This must be Kansas states Super Bowl
honestly sometimes i forget texas tech is a university that exists
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so much for the #1 defense in the conference. Last team with the ball, wins
more like last team with the ball is a idiot loser
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....and the Special Teams monster rears its ugly head again...
pictured: special teams monster

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Honstly, may not be the worst thing in the world.
lookin' on the bright side of kickoff return TDs.
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Tech will be known as a basketball school this time next year.
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Theyve given up 28....supposed to be best D in the Big 12
HALFTIME IS HERE
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This one's a loss. No D.
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Look how discipline they look.. they are always together
cat.   cat.cat.   cat.       cat.  cat.
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I am so tired of hearing announcers get so excited because there are going to be fireworks and no defense...then the typical Welcome to the Big12 reference...I love our offense but I hate our brand of football...I am tired of playing in track meets...I want a punt inside the 15 to mean something again...it's just frustrating...
this man wants tubberville.

Third quarter time where TT scored but pushed off and got the PI:

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Wait for the TD call to throw the flag? This is HORSE hullabaloo
it was a late call to be fair.  but he definitely pushed off. 
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Refs hate tech. Fck this crap
maybe if your fans didn't dress like clowns people wouldn't hate you guys so much
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Just rewound the push off, are you ******* kidding me? That is just ridiculous, seems like we always get shot like that called against us. So ******* tired of it.
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Pretty sure there's been a push off in every fade ever thrown. Looked pretty standard to me.
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Making a big, slow QB look like Michael Vick in his prime.
number 1 shuttle time of all time, dipshit.  but sure. "slow"
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Tech ksu games are a constant state of dejavu
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Kirby needs to look at Kstates end zone facilities. Poor lonely KS has passed us by.
After their long run got called back:
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Screw these refs!!!! Stopping making a freaking call on every freaking play!!!!
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Screw these refs!!!!
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Why won't they show replay on any of the penalties called on huge plays!?
i distinctly remember them showing the replay of this particular penalty

4th down sack
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Well, we now have two calls where our special teams could have helped us, but our coaching gambles took us out of them.
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Why oh why don't you punt or call a play that doesn't give a sac for 13 yard loss
agreed.  stupid playcall by kliff to call a play that gives a sac for 13 yard loss.
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Bonehead friggin call. Why Kliff...I mean damn. 4th quarter yes. Third? Punt that crap or go for a field goal. Now they are marching. Typical f'cking Tech. I'm so disgusted
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I am done with Kliff. His inexperience is too costly.
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Kliff sucks. I'm ready for Lincoln Riley.
that's...interesting

TD cats cats cats cats cats
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This game is starting to suck...
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I believe the head of this officiating crew is LHC Bill Snyder's ******* son.
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Why is the crossed arms not taunting?
:don'tcare:
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they were holding our LB    refs are NOT calling an even handed game   stacked deck
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All these times he is going for it is what us tech fans want, it's what leach did and it what makes tech. Our offense just seems to be stuck like it was against Kansas. Shimonok got us rolling, I'm one of the biggest mahomes fans but... we gotta get rollin. We should be up 3 to 5 scores right now. Great job by Gibbs and the tech D so far. It's big 12 and we are after a few stops and our D has gave them to us. Offense just needs to hit its stride!
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The chances and play calling are going tl determine this outcome. I'm personally making a call Monday to withhold my funds this next go round. I refuse to fund a group too stupid to recognize and correct their mistakes. I mean for God's sakes, how many years of this same failure must it take in Lubbock before the stupid clears the air and someone wakes up?
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we r outcoached
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UFC 204 is on.  I've already clicked off the stream.  Again, later.
prototypical tech fan right there, i assume.
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Out coached 2nd half.
We can still beat 5 of our Big12 opponents thiugh. If you don't think so you didn't watch any football today!
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strip the f'ing ball
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when does basketball season start ?
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Haven't seen one try to strip the ball
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We need a miracle. And IF we win...IF, then their needs to be an epiphany and changes made immediately. The natives are restless and I haven't seen or heard this much lamention since Tuberville.
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I really thought we were gonna win this game by a few TDs. Boy was I wrong.
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3 points. Smh. They have shut us down completely on O.
REMEMBER IN THE FIRST HALF HOW YOU MOCKED OUR NUMBER 1 DEFENSE?!  BEND THY KNEE.
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I've defended Kliff long after everyone wanted to kick him in the pants. I'd like to take my right foot and kick him squarely in the nut sack. Sorry just frustrated.
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Kliff still cute though. And loves Tech. Wins and losses don't matter.
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Just sheer sadness. Texas Tech sorely needed Kliff to be the guy. He clearly isn't. Feels pretty hopeless as a Tech fan. Good things just don't happen to this program. I know, woe is me.
I said it a couple years ago: I'm VERY relieved Kliff is not a good head coach.. He could've been a nightmare for the Big 12 if he was any good.
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This is one of the few times when i wish i was rolling in dough. Kliff would have to pull this game out of his ass for him to stick around Tech
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But hey, our coach is cute. That's all that matters anymore here in Lubbock because wins and common sense in football don't.
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I don't know how anyone can defend Kliff after tonight. Going to be 1-18 when trailing at the half. Keep him around if your idea of success is going to the Texas Bowl every year with a few Alamo Bowls sprinkled in. Fire his ass after we finish 4-8 and get Les Miles on the phone ASAP.
what happened to lincoln riley?  :confused:
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Y'all think Tom Herman will consider TTU?
lol
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Eff you K-State fans, these phantom late calls don't make up for the BS we got earlier.
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Onside kick, and hail mary, let's really piss off these K-State fans.
tech recovers the onside
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YES HERE IT COMES!
:excited:
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COME ON TECH!!!!!
:drool:
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need a penalty
:dunno:
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Fitting end...
:blank:
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Cantrell would have caught it if he got it off.
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Now all you jackals can go enjoy your meltdown circle jerk. Just remember this feeling when next August rolls around and all of you are pumping sunshine like we've never had a let down season.
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^kewel story bro. You can have this Tech team and the one from all of the 80s, and 90s.
I'll take the $hity Leach led teams along with his McNeall $hity D every day and smile knowing we could compete for the crown and realistically win any game, anywhere...
they really worship leach around there. 
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Stop with your bs. Who the hell are we gonna get to come in here and run it? Anyone that's worth their weight isn't coming to Lubbock.
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frisking ton of penalties   no backs to block   bad calls   and  we nearly won   kiss my butt    but this is weird as hell
renoraider
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It was a good, close game. Our special teams killed us and Pat wasn't 100?.
Lauderdale stepped up tonight. We got a few bad breaks and bounces. D was marginally better, but got worn down.
All in all, Snyder bear us like he beats tons of teams.
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Snyder got his guys to rise up and play JK did not. Offense went south in second half and the kickoff return right before half gave them the momentum and jump start they needed.
Defense got beat: offense laid an egg in second half as usual. Just another sorry performance by TT under KK leadership. He just is not ready for this job.


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Re: Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2016, 12:23:26 PM »
Thanks, dlew. The Gems are one of many, many things that make each conference win so enjoyable.

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Re: Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2016, 12:58:31 PM »
Their Kliff hate is surprising to me

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Re: Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2016, 01:17:11 PM »
Their Kliff hate is surprising to me

Why? It's at an appropriate level imo
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Re: Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2016, 01:21:03 PM »
Their Kliff hate is surprising to me

Why? It's at an appropriate level imo

Their defense is garbage but they are what they have always been, a 7 win program.

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Re: Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2016, 02:32:43 PM »
Kliff has been better than KU and ISU, but if I were a Tech fan, that wouldn't be good enough and I'd want him gone. He's basically Ron Prince.

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Re: Gems of the Tech Game Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2016, 02:36:28 PM »
They failed to measure up.  That's bad.