Author Topic: Is this fo realz?  (Read 1301 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 18431
  • Kiss my ass and suck my dick
    • View Profile
    • I am the one and only Sugar Dick
Is this fo realz?
« on: March 05, 2016, 03:08:38 PM »
 :lol:

Quote


Some premium features may be temporarily unavailable. We apologize for the inconvenience.

"" style="box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px; vertical-align: bottom;">

EDITORIALSBernie Sanders, The Bum Who Wants Your Money

An angry radical and agitator who never accomplished much of anything. UPI/Newscom

1/26/2016 5:50 PM EST

2016: Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders said Monday his parents would never have thought their son would end up in the Senate and running for president. No kidding. He was a ne’er-do-well into his late 30s.

“It’s certainly something that I don’t think they ever believed would’ve happened,” the unabashed socialist remarked during CNN’s Democratic town hall forum, as polls show him taking the lead in Iowa and New Hampshire.

"" style="box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px; vertical-align: bottom;">

He explained his family couldn’t imagine his “success,” because “my brother and I and Mom and Dad grew up in a three-and-a-half-room rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn, and we never had a whole lot of money.”

It wasn’t as bad as he says. His family managed to send him to the University of Chicago. Despite a prestigious degree, however, Sanders failed to earn a living, even as an adult. It took him 40 years to collect his first steady paycheck — and it was a government check.

"" style="box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px; vertical-align: bottom;">

“I never had any money my entire life,” Sanders told Vermont public TV in 1985, after settling into his first real job as mayor of Burlington.

Sanders spent most of his life as an angry radical and agitator who never accomplished much of anything. And yet now he thinks he deserves the power to run your life and your finances — “We will raise taxes;” he confirmed Monday, “yes, we will.”

One of his first jobs was registering people for food stamps, and it was all downhill from there.

Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him. Penniless, he went on unemployment. Then he had a child out of wedlock. Desperate, he tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shi**y carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”

Then he tried his hand freelancing for leftist rags, writing about “masturbation and rape” and other crudities for $50 a story. He drove around in a rusted-out, Bondo-covered VW bug with no working windshield wipers. Friends said he was “always poor” and his “electricity was turned off a lot.” They described him as a slob who kept a messy apartment — and this is what his friends had to say about him.

The only thing he was good at was talking … non-stop … about socialism and how the rich were ripping everybody off. “The whole quality of life in America is based on greed,” the bitter layabout said. “I believe in the redistribution of wealth in this nation.”

So he tried politics, starting his own socialist party. Four times he ran for Vermont public office, and four times he lost — badly. He never attracted more than single-digit support — even in the People’s Republic of Vermont. In his 1971 bid for U.S. Senate, the local press said the 30-year-old “Sanders describes himself as a carpenter who has worked with ‘disturbed children.’ ” In other words, a real winner.

He finally wormed his way into the Senate in 2006, where he still ranks as one of the poorest members of Congress. Save for a municipal pension, Sanders lists no assets in his name. All the assets provided in his financial disclosure form are his second wife’s. He does, however, have as much as $65,000 in credit-card debt.

Sure, Sanders may not be a hypocrite, but this is nothing to brag about. His worthless background contrasts sharply with the successful careers of other “outsiders” in the race for the White House, including a billionaire developer, a world-renowned neurosurgeon and a Fortune 500 CEO.

The choice in this election is shaping up to be a very clear one. It will likely boil down to a battle between those who create and produce wealth, and those who take it and redistribute it.

Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on

What a rough ridin' loser


(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)
goEMAW Karmic BBS Shepherd

Offline BrokenSky1113

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 158
  • Heaper of Wampums
    • View Profile
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2016, 03:10:36 PM »
That's just bernie quotes surrounded by lies.
"yeah he (she???) is probably the worst fan we have" - Meow Meow

Offline Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 18431
  • Kiss my ass and suck my dick
    • View Profile
    • I am the one and only Sugar Dick
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2016, 03:48:40 PM »
His policy stuff is super wtf, but that's his background? And people are like, yeah, totally qualified to be president?

 :ROFL:
goEMAW Karmic BBS Shepherd

Offline Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 18431
  • Kiss my ass and suck my dick
    • View Profile
    • I am the one and only Sugar Dick
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2016, 03:49:36 PM »
He has $60k+ in credit card debt and no assets.  :lol:
goEMAW Karmic BBS Shepherd

Offline catastrophe

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16113
    • View Profile
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2016, 03:52:32 PM »

Offline Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 18431
  • Kiss my ass and suck my dick
    • View Profile
    • I am the one and only Sugar Dick
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2016, 04:00:45 PM »
goEMAW Karmic BBS Shepherd

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88754
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Is this fo realz?
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2016, 04:07:44 PM »
I mean, he was very active in the civil rights movement and obviously can't be bought. I respect the crap out of him. I would also never vote for him.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2016, 07:58:45 PM by steve dave »

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 55992
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2016, 05:01:06 PM »
Weird timing for this to come out

Offline Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29373
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2016, 05:11:10 PM »

I mean, he very active in the civil rights movement and obviously can't be bought. I respect the crap out of him. I would also never vote for him.

values starwood points at -4.08cpm :frown:

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67583
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2016, 05:13:06 PM »
Weird timing for this to come out

I've seen it in the cloak room like 8 times, fsd is just getting up to date with various right wing blogs
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)

  • Racist Piece of Shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 18431
  • Kiss my ass and suck my dick
    • View Profile
    • I am the one and only Sugar Dick
Re: Is this fo realz?
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2016, 08:48:24 AM »
I mean, he was very active in the civil rights movement and obviously can't be bought. I respect the crap out of him. I would also never vote for him.

Someone that poor and unsophisticated is almost certainly for sale
goEMAW Karmic BBS Shepherd