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Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« on: December 25, 2015, 08:31:38 PM »
Welcome aboard Coach Sean Snyder, nobody is more familiar and more a face of our program than you.
It's good to have someone from the "inside" leading our KATS onto the field next season. You've proven your mettle and deserve to be handed the keys to our Lamborghini.

A lot of rumors and no one knows for sure but our special teams have been much more than special.

Go Cats


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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2015, 08:39:24 PM »
I was at a KATS hoops game recently and during half time went into the Legends Room.
Of course HCIW Sean "The Specialist" Snyder was in there as well pounding Jack and Cokes so I went up to him and asked him what to expect from his team next year.  His response was simple and succinct, and limited to just three words.  What did he say, you ask? 

HCIW The Specialist said:  Fire & Ice

I was so jacked I chugged my Miller Lite and literally ran back to my seat in the OOD


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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2015, 08:41:53 PM »
The scaffolding is there.  No one is doubting that.  Obviously. 

Although, I am not alone when I say that I have my doubts about Sean's ability to operate "on the big stage."  What happens when the KMAN and WIBW's come calling and demanding personal interviews and probing into Sean's financial dealings and so forth?  Can Sean pass a "vetting" in this day and age?  I have my doubts.

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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2015, 08:45:07 PM »
Also, can we afford Sean?  I mean I assume this guy has probably turned down countless offers, because the money wasn't good enough. This, to me, feels like an Alex Gordan thing, where you need to be careful of WINNING a bidding war. 

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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2015, 08:49:14 PM »
How many times have you seen Sean deliver pizza's to students in line for a game?  Zero.

Follow the money.

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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2015, 08:52:28 PM »
Will Sean retain the scrubs or bring in his "guys"?
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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2015, 09:06:32 PM »
internal hires don't have to take a piss test


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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2015, 09:20:40 PM »
will venables work under Sean?
honestly, who wouldn't.  the question is, for how much?
if he is into pot like Sark then I don't want him.  if he's clean, come on home and let Sean teach you the wildcat work ethic.


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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2015, 09:22:28 PM »
Sean's wife will work under venzy.   If you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2015, 09:22:39 PM »
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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2015, 09:30:42 PM »
Sean's wife will work under venzy.   If you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
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merry christmas to sean's wife


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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2015, 01:07:10 PM »
Sean's wife will work under venzy.   If you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
Sexist, racist, ... oh crap another Venzy boner!!!  :Purple Koolaid: :Jeffy:
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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2015, 08:40:27 PM »
congrats guys. He may not be a big name hire, which is a little out of your league anyway, but he was ejaculated from the nads of your greatest coach ever. again, congrats.

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Re: Official Welcome Head Coach Sean Snyder Master Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2015, 08:44:16 PM »
Welcome aboard Coach Sean Snyder, nobody is more familiar and more a face of our program than you.
It's good to have someone from the "inside" leading our KATS onto the field next season. You've proven your mettle and deserve to be handed the keys to our Lamborghini.

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Go Cats

lamborghini? really? don't you mean pinto?