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Re: April Fools
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2015, 03:48:45 PM »
lol. i think they make mint oreos which are probably at least as bad

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2015, 03:49:32 PM »
lol. i think they make mint oreos which are probably at least as bad
You beat me to it!  :curse: I was going to say, I'd probably just think it was the mint kind and I'd keep on chopping and go about my day like a boss.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2015, 03:50:35 PM »
one time i bit into a mint filled chocolate thing without realizing it. it's a miracle that i'm still alive

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2015, 04:15:37 PM »
I was at lunch in the agricultural village this afternoon and when the waitress asked what I wanted to drink I said "Bud light" and right as she turned away I yelled "LOL April Fools! Get me a Miller Lite"

Pretty good one, huh guys?
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2015, 04:44:34 PM »
I was at lunch in the agricultural village this afternoon and when the waitress asked what I wanted to drink I said "Bud light" and right as she turned away I yelled "LOL April Fools! Get me a Miller Lite"

Pretty good one, huh guys?

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2015, 05:15:52 PM »
I was at lunch in the agricultural village this afternoon and when the waitress asked what I wanted to drink I said "Bud light" and right as she turned away I yelled "LOL April Fools! Get me a Miller Lite"

Pretty good one, huh guys?

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2015, 05:54:07 PM »
In college, one roommate was known to bring a lot of ladies home of lower quality.  So the rest of us roommates printed up a fake letter from a real law firm with a real phone number for him to call to schedule a paternity test, put it in an envelope, made it look like it came in the mail, and put it with the rest of the daily mail.  We knew when he got back from class so we all sat in the living room waiting....our assumption was he would either a) immediately go "guys wtf look what I got" and we'd all have a good laugh then tell him it was fake or b) he would call the law firm and they would tell him they don't know what the eff he is talking about so then he would figure it was 4/1. 

Well c) happened where he didn't call and didn't tell any of us for like all day....so we started freaking out that he would do something irrational so we had to tell him....he wasn't too happy with us. We felt bad after that :(

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2015, 05:59:29 PM »
texted mrs. CF3 and said don't worry about dinner. I lined up a sitter and its a date night for us. but its an april fools and i expect dinner to be on the table! there's no sitter and no date night HAHAHAHAHAH

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2015, 06:00:21 PM »
Just got Sidd Finched.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2015, 06:45:37 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2015, 06:47:50 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?

:lol: i have no idea

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2015, 06:52:28 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?

fake divorce paper time.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2015, 06:56:29 PM »
Ms daughter smeared petroleum jelly all over our bedroom doorknob, added salt to my Listerine and tried to hide my favorite bobblehead. Long story short, she's raking up sweet gum balls.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2015, 07:00:43 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
Pregnant friend. Or  http://m.wikihow.com/Make-a-Positive-Pregnancy-Test or a lot others I just saw on google.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2015, 07:01:46 PM »
Or just say that you got a vasectomy a little while ago.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2015, 07:04:44 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2015, 07:20:28 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?

fake divorce paper time.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2015, 07:21:17 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153707232672977&set=a.10150232875637977.376916.545897976&type=1

a couple i know had a kid born and die 4 hours later on april 1st.  they are pretty touchy about the fake pregnancy thing
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2015, 07:49:25 PM »
I saw a post on FB yesterday to the effect of Pregnancy is not a joke, not even on April Fools Day.

I guess I am insensitive. People are joking about being pregnant, not about a kid dying or something.

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2015, 08:39:13 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
So how's that going?

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2015, 08:48:56 PM »
I saw a standup comedian in SF that told a story about how much he loves April Fools and shared one of his favorite pranks.

"So last April Fools, I called up my mom: 'Hey mom, guess what? You're going to be a Grandma!!!....April Fools, we're having an abortion."

I fell out of my chair laughing, you guys!

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2015, 09:00:40 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
So how's that going?

Turns out it was an April fools joke
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2015, 09:41:12 PM »
I got home from work and my wife had put a pregnancy test that showed positive on the bed.  She hasn't broke character yet, how do you fake a pregnancy test?
So how's that going?

Turns out it was an April fools joke
How did she break it? Did it have you fooled? or? :excited:

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2015, 10:16:22 PM »
Or just say that you got a vasectomy a little while ago.

Crap dude, the counter-fools
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2015, 10:26:55 PM »
I saw a standup comedian in SF that told a story about how much he loves April Fools and shared one of his favorite pranks.

"So last April Fools, I called up my mom: 'Hey mom, guess what? You're going to be a Grandma!!!....April Fools, we're having an abortion."

I fell out of my chair laughing, you guys!