Author Topic: tortuga  (Read 1184 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Dr Rick Daris

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 23381
    • View Profile
tortuga
« on: February 28, 2012, 09:11:40 PM »
is he dead? hopefully he is after the punk ass bitch job that he pulled on stevesie and i today. pop, pop, tortuga.


(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)

Offline Johnny Wichita

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2141
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 10:06:58 PM »
 :horrorsurprise:

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22788
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 10:09:23 PM »


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline Stevesie60

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17876
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 10:35:35 PM »
He let down daris, _FAN, myself, and all of goEMAW. pop pop indeed.

Offline j-dub

  • fattyfest dance champion '14
  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • "I wanna get hurt!"
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 10:36:59 PM »
T'S and P'S Tortuga. T'S and P'S.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

Offline 8manpick

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 19149
  • A top quartile binger, poster, and friend
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 10:46:33 PM »
Let me guess, he pulled the ol' AMEX at Willie's trick when you guys pak'd tonight?
:adios:

Offline Stevesie60

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17876
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 10:48:48 PM »
Let me guess, he pulled the ol' AMEX at Willie's trick when you guys pak'd tonight?

Tortuga ruined the pak. Too much confusion. Just ended up being _FAN and I, which I don't believe qualifies as a pak. Hell, I don't know what I know anymore. I'm so confused. Damn you, Tortuga. Damn you and your refusal to respond to PMs, texts, and phone calls.

Offline SwiftCat

  • #LIFE
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3618
  • Depth Charge
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 10:50:41 PM »

Offline Panjandrum

  • 5 o'clock Shadow Enthusiast
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 11221
  • Amateur magician and certified locksmith.
    • View Profile
    • Bring on the Cats [An SB Nation Blog]
Re: tortuga
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 10:58:39 PM »
The jig is up, the news is out, etc.

Tortuga is a wanted man.

Offline Stevesie60

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17876
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2012, 10:59:37 PM »
Let's just say he won't be your Huckleberry.

Offline j-dub

  • fattyfest dance champion '14
  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • "I wanna get hurt!"
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2012, 11:00:56 PM »
Let's just say he won't be your Huckleberry.

pretty damn elite movie reference right there stevesie  :thumbsup:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

Offline SdK

  • Libertine
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 20951
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 11:03:56 PM »



One of my favorite roles of all time.


(I was going to post a pic of the Sundance Kid instead of "my" but I never realized how ugly he was....I didn't choose my sn after him)

Offline Kat Kid

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20997
    • View Profile
Re: tortuga
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2012, 06:19:38 AM »
All this butthurt for me?


 :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: