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I need water
« on: January 01, 2015, 08:56:59 AM »
Please help me. I can only open 1 eye. Send help.


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Re: I need water
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 09:35:47 AM »
Get this man some coconut water!
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Re: I need water
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 10:06:45 AM »
It was totally worth spending more for top shelf booze and not having a hangover this morning.
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Re: I need water
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 11:05:33 AM »
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Re: I need water
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2015, 11:25:49 AM »
Some water would be great, thanks aj
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Re: I need water
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2015, 11:40:33 AM »
Don't forget to replenish your electrolytes.  Then again, an advanced drinker like you already knows that.
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Re: I need water
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2015, 12:00:12 PM »
Go ahead and dry heave for a couple of hours. It will help in the long run. #dobberscience


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Re: I need water
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2015, 12:04:38 PM »
I hate when you go through a drive thru and order large water and they give you a like 4oz cup of water
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Re: I need water
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2015, 12:11:13 PM »
you know where they give you water and also they give your wife biscuits and gravy and you are like "ugh" but you get a delicious haystack and hash browns? town topic, that's where
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Re: I need water
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2015, 12:53:46 PM »
Update: both eyes appear to be functioning.
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Re: I need water
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2015, 01:58:09 PM »
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Re: I need water
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2015, 02:03:34 PM »
Had 2 miller lites, recommend to all
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Re: I need water
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2015, 02:25:43 PM »
update: I got a Cherry Coke at QT. Things are looking up.
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Re: I need water
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2015, 02:31:31 PM »
Nuun is a great hangover recovery drink. Mixes well with vodka too.
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Re: I need water
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2015, 02:38:51 PM »
Coconut water (size large), then two glasses of actual water, small amount of coffee, shower if you haven't already, two miller lites. Bam, now you feel awesome again.
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Re: I need water
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2015, 02:44:19 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on January 01, 2015, 02:38:51 PM
Coconut water (size large), then two glasses of actual water, small amount of coffee, shower if you haven't already, two miller lites. Bam, now you feel awesome again.
going to try this...
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Re: I need water
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2015, 02:57:31 PM »
ATL airport binge now!
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Re: I need water
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2015, 03:09:40 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on January 01, 2015, 02:57:31 PM
ATL airport binge now!
Its a New Years Day Airport Binge Extravaganza!


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Re: I need water
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2015, 09:18:49 PM »
Red Busch light. 5/5 will drink again.
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