"Hey, oscar. I know that a lot of us KSU Catsketball fans are pretty critical of you, but I want to thank you for making that gif of you walking/running away into the OOD tunnel at halftime a possibility. Without your awkwardness I wouldn't have added years to my life with all of the LOLs that have come from me watching it over and over."
"What was the craziest thing you've ever done with not-so-legendary head coach Gene Keady (NSLHCGK)?"