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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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should i go here?
« on: December 24, 2014, 08:46:10 AM »
I'm going to have five hours or so to kill in dallas next week. this seems v weird but also interesting so let's talk about it and whether or not i should go. i will be solo which i think cranks up the weird factor a little bit but not sure.

quick rundown- largest korean spa in the US. 9 unique sauna rooms with crystals and weird crap. most hot. one super cold. multiple soaking tubs, a movie theater, bar areas, food court.

http://www.kingspa.com/dallas/gallery.html

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2014, 09:06:04 AM »
Uh yeah, don't go there... That is, unless you want to feel unbelievably rejuvenated and 1,000 feet tall.
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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2014, 09:06:43 AM »
dont think 5 hours is enough time, honestly

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2014, 09:10:56 AM »
a slightly weird thing about the place- it's open 24 hours and you can sleep there. like, spend the night.

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2014, 09:19:32 AM »
I'm trying to come up sighs a reason to not go and can't

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2014, 09:22:29 AM »
more info- there are common areas where people wear clothes but part of the spa is dividing into no clothes male only/women only areas. like the hot tubs and saunas are same sex only and no clothes. will this be weird? seems it might be. dunno.

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2014, 09:23:09 AM »
the only way it would be weird is if you didn't live blog it

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2014, 09:25:38 AM »
hilarious elwoodesque tripadvisor review-


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 Reviewed October 17, 2014 via mobile I have spent years avoiding SPA's and anything like public nudity.

Check your shoes and body hang ups at the door and just do it.

I just turned 52 and while pracing around naked at a SPA is not on my bucket list doing things I have been ashamed or scared to do all of my life is.

King SPA is a Korean bath house based on traditions of eastern medicin and the Korean people.

I had been reading others reviews and comments and none of this really comforted me. I have lost a bunch of weight, I am riddled with surgery scars and burns in general I really did not want to go show this unit to the folks lounging about at the SPA.

Well I did it. To my surprise the hardest part was all in my head. I had an awesome time. I even ordered up the King SPA body scrub and massage.

I have to tell you once that little Korean guy started working on me I was butter in his hands. Yes it is strang to be laying on a table naked as the day you where born with a little Korean guy scribing on you and washing EVERY part of you, But if you surrender to the process it is extremely relaxing and liberating.

So while I was hanging out in the SPA tubs I saw people of all shapes, sizes and colors and guess what? That's right we all were naked!!! It was to me natural and safe once I got over the shock to my over protective self preservation lizard brain telling me run!!!

Now that I have done this I am going to try sky diving, I may even try doing it naked!

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2014, 09:38:37 AM »
I hope you don't get a boner!  :ohno:

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2014, 09:41:37 AM »
After reading the quick rundown: Absolutely!
After seeing pics: Looks yucky!
Final verdict: Absolutely!

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2014, 10:10:44 AM »
If you don't go now, then something is very wrong with you.

Also, I think you did a great job of slow playing the Leland review. I would have led with it and the entire thread would have collapsed around itself.


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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2014, 10:32:55 AM »
dont be surprised if men take close examinations of your junk.  apparently it is a customary and completely normal thing to do in that part of the world (far East not Dallas)

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2014, 10:34:09 AM »
yes!
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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2014, 10:55:04 AM »
any place that plays kfc ads on a big screen is worth visiting

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2014, 11:20:16 AM »
What if you never want to leave?

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2014, 11:54:33 AM »
Does it have a fixed entry fee?  If it's steep, I'd want to spend more than 5 hours there.

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2014, 12:39:24 PM »
Where do you put your wallet?

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2014, 02:05:28 PM »
Check your shoes and body hang ups at the door and just do it.

I'll bet if you go in that super jetted tub you'll come out a new man.

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Re: should i go here?
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2014, 02:32:32 PM »
Do they have a shuttle from the airport?
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