roidhead's top ten giftmas songs

[Asteriskhead]

This list is a kind of all over the place, but it's composed of my ten favorite songs related to everyone's favorite commercial holiday that's based upon a completely fictional event. I hope you enjoy them. What are some of yours?

10. Afroman- Violent Night



9. Eazy E- Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas



8. B.B. King- Back Door Santa



7. The Pogues- Fairytale of New York



6. Willie Nelson- Pretty Paper



5. Merle Haggard- If We Make it Through December



4. The Flaming Lips- Christmas at the Zoo



3. Hayes Carll- Grateful for Christmas



2. Robert Earl Keen- Merry Christmas from the Family & Happy Holidays Y’all (Technically two songs, Happy Holidays Y'all being the sequel, but eff it, it's my list)




1. Tchaikovsky- The Nutcracker Suite

[Spracne]

Do you refute the fact that Jesus was born, or do you quibble with the timing of the celebration?

[puniraptor]

Great list. Thanks and blessings,  roidsauce!

[Asteriskhead]

Do you refute the fact that Jesus was born, or do you quibble with the timing of the celebration?

I don't know that Jesus didn't exist, but the gospel is as historically accurate (historically accurate probably isn't the term I'm looking for, true to real life?) as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. What's your favorite giftmas song, spracs?

[Spracne]

Do you refute the fact that Jesus was born, or do you quibble with the timing of the celebration?

I don't know that Jesus didn't exist, but the gospel is as historically accurate as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. What's your favorite giftmas song, spracs?

Well, I call it Christmas because I am an American and I honor the traditions of my ancestors, but aside from all the standbys (big Bing guy, here), I like a little . 

[Asteriskhead]

Do you refute the fact that Jesus was born, or do you quibble with the timing of the celebration?

I don't know that Jesus didn't exist, but the gospel is as historically accurate as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. What's your favorite giftmas song, spracs?

Well, I call it Christmas because I am an American and I honor the traditions of my ancestors, but aside from all the standbys (big Bing guy, here), I like a little .

meh.

I'm enjoying that song. Interesting enough, Bing, 'NSync, Mariah, The Killers and King George just missed the list.

[mocat]

Roidhead, wow, lots to digest here

[pissclams]

christmas in hollis
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[nicname]

Do you refute the fact that Jesus was born, or do you quibble with the timing of the celebration?

I don't know that Jesus didn't exist, but the gospel is as historically accurate as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. What's your favorite giftmas song, spracs?

Well, I call it Christmas because I am an American and I honor the traditions of my ancestors, but aside from all the standbys (big Bing guy, here), I like a little .

meh.

I'm enjoying that song. Interesting enough, Bing, 'NSync, Mariah, The Killers and King George just missed the list.

King George? 

Personal fave.

[star seed 7]

christmas in hollis
/thread

It's absence pretty much delegitimizes the whole list

[pissclams]

yep

[slobber]

No Boss? Throws the entire list into question.


Gonna win 'em all!

[XocolateThundarr]

christmas in hollis
/thread

[Asteriskhead]

Roidhead, wow, lots to digest here

don't try to make sense of it, you can't. just tell me what you like.

christmas in hollis
/thread

adidas school. woof.

just kidding, if i expanded the list to twenty it would be included, along with christmas rappin' by kurtis blow.

King George? 

Personal fave.

good grief, "the king of country" george strait.

[nicname]

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good grief, "the king of country" george strait.
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This made me laugh very hard.

[massofcatfan]

Here is a Bob Walkenhorst song

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

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[mocat]

you guys i had this when i was 13 years of age and it was awesome

[Rage Against the McKee]

Sleigh Ride is number 1 and it doesn't even really matter who performs it.

[Brock Landers]

Probably a tie between these two