calm my waters

[massofcatfan]

every time I start to get excited about the year I picture Jake Waters getting stepped on or otherwise injured and unable to lead us to The College Football Playoff. I'm just being irrational and paranoid, right?

[deputy dawg]

Fainting goat strategy, tho.

[420seriouscat69]

Didn't you see 'Clams latest pic of Jakes biceps? There's no way he could get hurt with these bad boys.

[Winters]

Is this a short person joke? 

[MadCat]

Didn't you see 'Clams latest pic of Jakes biceps? There's no way he could get hurt with these bad boys.

Did Jake shave his arms?

[420seriouscat69]

Just for the summer.

[MixBerryCrunch]

Jake is going to have one of the best seasons any K-State QB has ever had. You should all probably just embrace it and get excited. 

[SdK]

If that's how you feel take Ertz as your guy.

[Benja]

You worry about strangely specific things.

[Boom Roasted]

Have you seen his ice bucket challenge? Ladies have to be flocking

[stunted]

We are completely mumped if waters goes down. Hes not a big guy either, could get crushed vs teams like auburn and ou. Arm hair also adds friction so if he gets hit there, instead of say a defenders helmet sliding off smooth, slippery, hairless skin, it will get caught in his fur for maximum impact.

[Dugout DickStone]

Have heard he is called "jaker the heartbreaker"

[SdK]

I thought we already knew that Jake Waters heartbreaks daughters? 

[massofcatfan]

We are completely mumped if waters goes down. Hes not a big guy either, could get crushed vs teams like auburn and ou.