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Re: haunted house
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2014, 05:12:11 PM »
It was a fantastic television program. 
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2014, 05:15:52 PM »
That being said, you want a hot piece of detective show ass then you look no further than Simon & Simon:



eff that is hot. 
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2014, 05:18:56 PM »
If you watch that and don't instantly feel better, then you are a shitty person. 
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2014, 05:19:51 PM »
A Matt Roloff if you will. 
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2014, 05:27:43 PM »
That being said, you want a hot piece of detective show ass then you look no further than Simon & Simon:



eff that is hot.

Somebody comment on this.  I'm not the only one. 
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2014, 06:26:44 PM »
Oh crap, that big ass orange truck was pure sex


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Re: haunted house
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2014, 06:27:02 PM »
I loved Simon and Simon.


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Re: haunted house
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2014, 07:45:37 PM »
matty ro is a stud, no surprise that bread is intimidated by the pumpkin king of the western seaboard


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Re: haunted house
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2014, 10:31:00 PM »
fwiw I've never heard of the tv show Remington Steele
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2014, 10:32:02 PM »
fwiw I've never heard of the tv show Remington Steele

Among other things, it was Pierce Brosnan's big break. 
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2014, 10:34:07 PM »
Hey seven, check out that Simon & Simon intro and get stiff.
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2014, 10:34:39 PM »
Metaphorically.
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2014, 10:47:43 PM »
Bread, where the eff do you come up with this crap?  Oh My God.  Loved that show LOVED IT.

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Re: haunted house
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2014, 12:51:14 PM »
fwiw I've never heard of the tv show Remington Steele

Among other things, it was Pierce Brosnan's big break. 
Actually mumped him out of being Bond earlier than it happen. NBC had like some first right clause or some crap so when they offered him Bond (the Timothy Dalton ones) NBC had a chance to match the $$ they did so he got paid at least. But he did have to wait awhile to finally get to play Bond.*



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Re: haunted house
« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2014, 03:30:41 PM »
fwiw I've never heard of the tv show Remington Steele

Among other things, it was Pierce Brosnan's big break. 
Actually mumped him out of being Bond earlier than it happen. NBC had like some first right clause or some crap so when they offered him Bond (the Timothy Dalton ones) NBC had a chance to match the $$ they did so he got paid at least. But he did have to wait awhile to finally get to play Bond.*



Disclaimer* I'm a huge Bond geek and know a lot about the Bond movies.

They picked him and then cut him after RS was renewed for one last season (it had been cancelled). Pierce was contractually obligated to finish RS, but he still could have played JB.  They (Bond producers) didn't want a JB that was simultaneously associated with a TV show.  Served you up something fierce and I don't give two shits about JB. 

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Re: haunted house
« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2014, 08:56:55 PM »
OKCat maybe she was named after Remington's Nightclub.  Which was a country dance club in Topeka back in the 90's.  Remember Saul?

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Re: haunted house
« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2014, 09:08:31 PM »
It is now the "electric cowboy"
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2014, 09:11:21 PM »
I liked Remington Steele more than I liked Remington's.


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Re: haunted house
« Reply #68 on: October 15, 2014, 09:18:01 PM »
So, just to be clear Gooch, you're claiming that while Mrs. Gooch has the restraint to not punch a creepy ass clown, she could simply not restrain herself from punching you?
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #69 on: October 15, 2014, 09:19:36 PM »
It is now the "electric cowboy"

No, Remingtons was where Academy Sports is now.  My old boss was part owner.    Electric Cowboy used to be a movie theater.

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Re: haunted house
« Reply #70 on: October 15, 2014, 09:22:28 PM »
I'm afraid i'd throat punch ppl in one of those places.

I almost punched a clown in the face at a Worlds of Fun haunted house once. Good thing I have great self awareness and restrained myself at the last second.

I once went to a haunted house with a girl on crutches.  Someone came out of nowhere and grabbed my shoulder.  I immediately grabbed a crutch from the girl and hit the guy in the forehead with it.  The guy was cool about it, but someone above him saw it and asked us to leave.
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #71 on: October 15, 2014, 09:23:18 PM »
Well hot damn! (I've never been to either)
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Re: haunted house
« Reply #72 on: October 15, 2014, 09:24:58 PM »
Took a girl to one of the KC haunted houses in high school. She held on pretty tight (dating thread x-post?)
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