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ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« on: July 06, 2014, 06:51:11 PM »
Looking for skilled post player for intense 3 on 3 bball tournament on the 26th. If you can talk trash that will be an added bonus.


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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2014, 07:39:59 PM »
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2014, 07:55:45 PM »
Team name?

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2014, 08:43:43 PM »
I could be the enforcer and just foul the crap out of everyone so they know to not throw it inside anymore

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2014, 09:30:54 PM »
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2014, 09:31:10 PM »
You've found your man. Put me in coach.
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2014, 08:46:47 AM »
is dunking a talent? i can windmill.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2014, 09:40:03 AM »
is dunking a talent? i can windmill.
does a bear (not purplebear(okay, maybe purplebear)) crap in the woods?
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2014, 10:02:39 AM »
fantastic. 8' rims, i assume?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2014, 10:38:27 AM »
I haven't received a pm. Should I take that as a sign? :frown:

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2014, 03:44:18 PM »
I can volunteer my services on the sideline. Polo shirt tucked into athletic pants and all.

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2014, 03:53:16 PM »
I would offer The Big Train a max contract if I were you Winters.
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2014, 04:10:13 PM »
Is smoking allowed?

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2014, 09:25:06 PM »
post player you say? ok fine. i'm in.

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2014, 09:27:50 PM »
a cop playing  :lol:

first bit of contact and out comes the night stick  :lol:

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2014, 11:29:16 AM »
I can volunteer my services on the sideline. Polo shirt tucked into athletic pants and all.
Coach Metalhead?  :Chirp:

post player you say? ok fine. i'm in.
I hear you have a sick fade-away jumper  :love:
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2014, 05:30:21 PM »
I can volunteer my services on the sideline. Polo shirt tucked into athletic pants and all.
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2014, 05:34:05 PM »
It's a guard's world, you don't want a post.

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2014, 06:05:29 PM »
Seems like Winters is really assessing his options to grant the scholarship. Sounds like he has a deep recruiting board
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2014, 06:50:09 PM »
Hey Winters, I could be in town for this...

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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2014, 09:31:55 PM »
Seems like Winters is really assessing his options to grant the scholarship. Sounds like he has a deep recruiting board

i would love to see his recruiting dossier


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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2014, 06:22:27 PM »
Seems like Winters is really assessing his options to grant the scholarship. Sounds like he has a deep recruiting board

i would love to see his recruiting dossier
Hey Winters, I could be in town for this...
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Re: ATTN: Talented basketball players of MHK area
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2014, 06:26:09 PM »
i saw winters walking home from the pool today.  kid is dead sexy with wet hair. 


you should wet your hair before your match and just totally overwhelm the other team with studliness.
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