When you arrived at ku, there were actually ku fans who were openly questioning that you could get it done. Particularly since you have a propensity to lose games that in their eyes you and your team should not lose.
You put that minority but very vocal contingent in their place by winning numerous conference championships and a national championship.
Now, there are once again ku fans openly questioning your coaching abilities.
Why put up with that coach? Get on the phone to your many connections and openly lobby for Marquette to make an astounding offer to oscar Weber. With oscar out of the way, your friends on gEmaw will put you in touch with our very own Animal and weird but strangely effective athletic director. Heck, we'll even fire our weird AD and bring in someone you and the other Bill at K-State can treat like your very own piss boy.
Again, you don't deserve this open questioning coach. Come to EMAW and we will love, love, love you, and we'll deny we even know who you are when you're out trolling Aggieville.
Think about it.
Warmest Regards:
gEMAW
P.S. We'll throw in a pair of cowboy boots.