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JFC, Pitino
« on: July 30, 2010, 02:47:07 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5423491


So many really weird/creepy parts to this story.

My favorite is that Pitino's aide takes a woman to get Pitino's baby aborted, then he marries her.  WTF   :confused:


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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 02:51:15 PM »
meh

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 02:51:48 PM »
15 seconds annnd boom goes the dynamite.  
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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 03:00:58 PM »
Isn't this last years news?

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 03:03:38 PM »
Isn't this last years news?

yeah, the media is aflutter over it  :zzz:

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 03:04:48 PM »
Isn't this last years news?

new to me, bro. 

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 03:10:58 PM »

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 04:21:12 PM »
meh.  in my defense, i never read anything written by catfan28.   :blank:

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2010, 04:25:28 PM »
my god, poetwarrior is amazing in this thread http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=50811.0

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2010, 05:11:21 PM »
my god, poetwarrior is amazing in this thread http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=50811.0

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2010, 05:34:39 PM »
What, you've never been a little turned on watching a woman get another dude's baby vacuumed?

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2010, 08:34:21 PM »
What, you've never been a little turned on watching a woman get another dude's baby vacuumed?
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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2010, 10:40:34 AM »
From Parrish

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Of course. I mean, there's a future Hall of Fame coach on the stand testifying about how a woman "opened up" his pants, describing how he and Sypher had sex "very briefly" at an Italian restaurant, estimating that the entire encounter lasted "no more than 15 seconds." Whoa, what? Now I'm not saying I don't understand how sex could last no more than 15 seconds, I'm just saying I wouldn't admit it to the world. Me? I'm testifying 12 minutes and, worse comes to worst, taking a perjury charge. That's got to be better than every opposing student section yelling, "Hey Rick! Fifteen seconds left on the shot clock. But that's plenty of time, right? Hahahahaha!"

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2010, 02:13:24 PM »
I'm talking with a guy on facebook who is good friends with the sons of the woman Pitino was bangning. Here is some more info:

him: She used to live in my nieghborhood. I went to school with her oldest son. She was the biggest ho on the planet

me: Do you know anyone that boned her ? And what restaurant is this where you can have sex under a table ? Do you know anyone else who's had sex under a table in KY ?

him: The restaurant is named Porcini's. Its a high end Italian restaurant downtown. Apparently the owner gave Pitino the keys to the place at the end of night and he boned her when it was empty. I know she was rough ridin' a lot of people when i was in high school. I was good friends with her son when their family live at the top of my neighborhood. She divorced her husband and married some Italian guy and hilariously enough, moved into a different house in the same neighborhood. But everyone in my high school ( all guy high school) knew she was boneing Pitino. That was like back in 02/ 03. This saga is not news to a lot people

me: id have off'd myself if my mom was doing that. poor son

him: She has 3 sons. But they are good people. Pitio offered them each a car a while ago and they would not take it.

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 08:23:38 AM »


NOT ALL THERE

GREAT CLASS OF UNDERACHIEVERS

WASTE THEIR TIME

UNDERACHIEVE


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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 08:32:00 AM »
Just who does this Pitino bad person think he is??? :curse:

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 08:34:09 AM »
He's 100 percent correct
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2014, 08:34:47 AM »
ha, i love there was already a JFC, Pitino thread

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2014, 09:29:46 AM »
man, pitino just kicked my ass via traditional media via social media

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2014, 09:30:56 AM »
ha, i love there was already a JFC, Pitino thread

That's pretty great.

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2014, 09:43:41 AM »


ANYBODY IN SPORTS


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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2014, 10:43:21 AM »
right in my fat face.  stings

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Re: JFC, Pitino
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2014, 12:19:18 PM »

GREAT CLASS OF UNDERACHIEVERS


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