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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2013, 09:23:19 PM »
It's par-for-the-course imo Wacky. When you go out on a special occasion (and your reunion afterparty is a special occaision), you go 190 into a brick wall and don't think twice about it.  As long as you aren't getting kicked out for fighting or something like that it is all good. 

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2013, 12:00:46 PM »
Leads to a very unique combination of pride and shame when telling the story...
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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2013, 12:07:13 PM »
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2013, 12:11:03 PM »
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.
Some ppl wanna see hott twenty something tail on the dance floor instead of 6'4" and goofy, male. :dunno: Maybe it was a psyche thing that night. I just had my 10 year reunion and prove I still had it. :dunno: Plus, the beats were JUMPING!!!

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2013, 12:11:52 PM »
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.

breaking stuff is a v. good way to get kicked out
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2013, 12:12:22 PM »
How do you get kicked out of bars? I've been super pak'd plenty of times and never even came close to having this happen.
Some ppl wanna see hott twenty something tail on the dance floor instead of 6'4" and goofy, male. :dunno: Maybe it was a psyche thing that night. I just had my 10 year reunion and prove I still had it. :dunno: Plus, the beats were JUMPING!!!

there's something kinda @DadBoner-ish about the whole thing, can't quite put my finger on it

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2013, 12:14:26 PM »
Then again, I run around opposing arenas with the gE flag. Maybe I like trolling/attention IRL. Younger sibling and stuff.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2013, 12:24:49 PM »
Maybe I like attention IRL.

think the jury is still out on this one.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2013, 01:17:13 PM »
   Getting kicked out of a bar ppppfffffttttt I was once banned from the whole ville for a year and did it all by 11:00 PM.Wish more people could've been there to witness my drunken greatness.I'm told it was quite the show.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2013, 01:20:17 PM »
banned from aggieville, eh?  what a stupid thing to lie about.


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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #60 on: July 29, 2013, 01:25:43 PM »
   Getting kicked out of a bar ppppfffffttttt I was once banned from the whole ville for a year and did it all by 11:00 PM.Wish more people could've been there to witness my drunken greatness.I'm told it was quite the show.


If true, what a cool thing to brag about you piece of crap

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #61 on: July 29, 2013, 01:28:11 PM »
banned from aggieville, eh?  what a stupid thing to lie about.
Why would I lie about a stupid thing like that.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #62 on: July 29, 2013, 01:29:09 PM »
Did you ever try to bypass the guards and hop the fence to get onto moro street?

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2013, 01:32:01 PM »
   Getting kicked out of a bar ppppfffffttttt I was once banned from the whole ville for a year and did it all by 11:00 PM.Wish more people could've been there to witness my drunken greatness.I'm told it was quite the show.


If true, what a cool thing to brag about you piece of crap
That's what one of the cops called me   :shakesfist:


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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2013, 01:42:01 PM »
Did you ever try to bypass the guards and hop the fence to get onto moro street?

Seems like a tunnel guy.
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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2013, 01:44:01 PM »
Are there any surviving BANNED posters with your face on them in any of the bars or maybe stapled to any telephone poles?

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2013, 01:46:12 PM »
Did you ever try to sneak in using a disguise such as a mustache, fedora, and big sunglasses?

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2013, 01:50:47 PM »
How many times were you able to penetrate the secure perimeter by hiding inside of an empty miller lite keg on the delivery truck?

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2013, 01:51:50 PM »
Can any mods post the PM's between frank and aggieville, perhaps they will provide more info.
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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2013, 01:59:32 PM »
Can you make public any of your private youtube gopro videos of the times you parachuted into the rusty's back patio?

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2013, 02:36:43 PM »
Being banned from bar districts is no laughing matter.


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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2013, 03:06:57 PM »
"STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!"  
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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2013, 05:00:46 PM »
   At the time it seemed like half the police force of MHK got involved and their statements on the report were all like "we knew we had to apprehend the suspect before he attacked the rest of the ville" and "more people would be showing up soon and we wanted them to be safe from this menace" You just don't tunnel,parachute or disguise ones self to sneak back into a place you were treated so badly in the first place

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2013, 06:37:02 PM »
I like how you are indenting your paragraphs.

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Re: Getting kicked out of bars...
« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2013, 08:03:13 PM »
A self ban from aggieville
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