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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2013, 10:45:16 PM »
Quote from: KCFDcat on December 07, 2013, 10:30:41 PM
payroll tax? unemployment tax?

so like $625?  i'll take it.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2013, 11:44:24 PM »
I also just won some free airline tickets tonight at our company party.  I get a years time to decide. 

I'm thinking New England in the summer or Cali.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2013, 01:25:18 AM »
Yeah, I just hung out at a Christmas party where they gave away a trip within the continental US that had to be used in the next 30 days. Is that a thing now?
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2013, 09:30:57 AM »
you guys are really stealing my thunder here.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #54 on: December 08, 2013, 09:33:06 AM »
Quote from: sys on December 07, 2013, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: KCFDcat on December 07, 2013, 10:30:41 PM
payroll tax? unemployment tax?

so like $625?  i'll take it.

u must not work with a lot of people if it cost that much per person
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #55 on: December 08, 2013, 09:42:05 AM »
I went to mine last night.  Played white elephant and got a four foot tall cat-in-stocking x-mas decoration.  Good times. 
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2013, 12:54:28 PM »
Quote from: nicname on December 07, 2013, 09:09:18 PM
I have a feeling that the people who dont want to go/ cant have fun at office holiday parties are the same people who dont want to go/ cant have fun at HS reunions.

I've had some very good times at both...

One good thing about working at a law firm in NYC is that all your coworkers are alcoholics also, so you don't even need to worry.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2013, 01:38:39 PM »
the goEMAW ownership ring of honor holiday party that was being planned for about 5 minutes was shaping up to be very elite until it got cut from consideration.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #58 on: December 18, 2013, 10:49:50 AM »
i work for a state agency. yesterday was our holiday lunch. there is an anonymous gift exchange.  one of the gifts were shotgun shells. in a state office building. seriously.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #59 on: December 18, 2013, 10:51:32 AM »
Quote from: slucat on December 18, 2013, 10:49:50 AM
i work for a state agency. yesterday was our holiday lunch. there is an anonymous gift exchange.  one of the gifts were shotgun shells. in a state office building. seriously.

good rough ridin' grief
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #60 on: December 18, 2013, 10:55:46 AM »
Get over yourselves idiots.
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2013, 10:59:58 AM »
Quote from: slucat on December 18, 2013, 10:49:50 AM
i work for a state agency. yesterday was our holiday lunch. there is an anonymous gift exchange.  one of the gifts were shotgun shells. in a state office building. seriously.

aside from the whole taking shotgun shells into a state building dumbassedry, that's just a weird ass anonymous holiday gift
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Re: office holiday parties
« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2013, 11:50:20 AM »
Quote from: slucat on December 18, 2013, 10:49:50 AM
i work for a state agency. yesterday was our holiday lunch. there is an anonymous gift exchange.  one of the gifts were shotgun shells. in a state office building. seriously.

Well fine, I'll just take those back then.   :don'tcare:
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