Author Topic: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses (Read 5815 times)

DQ12 · « **on:** November 02, 2013, 07:55:23 PM »

Alright guys. I've heard a lot of chatter about this subject and i think it's time we brought this conversation to the limelight.

Let's rank our favorite college football horses.

1. Florida State's Renegade

I think it's neat how it kind of has spots. The midfield thing is really cool too. Seems to be able to stand on its hind legs on command.

2. Southern California's Traveller

This horse is white. Doesn't look like it has any other colors on it, which is probably favored in the horse world (although not by my rankings). It looks very regal.

3. Southern Methodist's Peruna

Holy crap. What a small horse. Love this guy! Very stupid name though. Would be great to see a little kid ride that thing.

4. UVA's Horse

Fine looking horse, but this dipshit doesn't even have a name. So dumb. If you have a horse, give him a name. Some idiot fell off this horse once, which is hilarious. This horse gains points for that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CV_0kSFkYdA#t=15

Also look at this non-live version:

Virginia rocks.

5. Texas Tech's Horse
No name again. Several of these horses have died on the field and have been stolen by Longhorn and Aggie fans and spraypainted and stuff. Disgusting. I hate Texas Tech's masked rider and I hate his/her horse too. It's just stupid and dull. It's a fine looking horse though.

6. Army's Stryker and Ranger

These horses are boring and the name "Stryker" is BS. These horses gain points for defending America, but they lose points for being ugly. Not even 100% sure they're horses. Look more like mules to me. Who knows.

7. Oklahoma State's Bullet

Heeeeeeere come bullet! This horse is b-o-r-i-n-g. Sometimes it's dark brown and other times it seems black. Make up your mind, horse. Seems to like the USA, though.

Last. Oklahoma's Boomer and Sooner

Barf. These horses are ugly. They look like they're on meth.

Perry · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2013, 08:11:09 PM »

How do you feel about Wyoming's Cowboy Joe?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2013, 08:12:27 PM »

i would switch UVA and USC, but otherwise a very powerful power ranking.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2013, 08:12:49 PM »

The smaller the horse the higher it should be ranked

kim carnes · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2013, 08:16:06 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on November 02, 2013, 08:12:49 PM

The smaller the horse the higher it should be ranked

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. I like SMU's horse.

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2013, 08:19:34 PM »

EPAW would run the table

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DQ12 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 02, 2013, 08:29:39 PM »

Quote from: Perry on November 02, 2013, 08:11:09 PM

How do you feel about Wyoming's Cowboy Joe?

ha! i love him. just below smu's TLBH.

mocat · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2013, 06:59:49 AM »

I am just blown away that any human being would take a vertical video

the_ugly_clown · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2013, 10:04:05 AM »

Those are Army MULES, not horses....

cas4ksu · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2013, 10:25:35 AM »

UVA and USC's horses are the most elegant.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2013, 12:31:26 PM »

Boomer and Sooner look like they are having the most fun.

Headinjun · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2013, 01:00:06 PM »

Disagree on OSU. He looks well built and intimidating.

Wish we had a live animal mascot.

It would be cool to have huge wildcat run out in front of the team. A neutered, defanged, declawed cat anyway.