A young SB was riding shotgun in Dr. Spaceman's sweet 'stang in 11th grade on the way back to MHS from the westloop Burger King. As usual, Dr. Spaceman was blaring Rush Limbaugh, because he was the only 11th grader on the planet who blared Rush during lunch breaks while peeling out down Anderson Ave. Hey, his wheels, his choice, amirite? Well we're over around the Lee School area of Anderson, not quite there but you get the idea. 11th grade TrustTheDust rolls up in his minivan and we're cruising down Anderson next to each other. Dr. Spaceman is deep in thought, focused on the road and on getting irate about tax and spend liberals, or maybe he was saying something about Bill Graves that nobody understood. Regardless, he didn't notice SB climbing up on the front seat and hardcore mooning TrustTheDust in the lane next to us. Yep...sirens. They come on and Dr. Spaceman is very confused about why he's getting pulled over. Had to explain it to him and got all
because he was NOT happy.
Cop saunters up and says, "I know I, and everyone else out here on this busy street didn't appreciate seeing your ass hanging out the window. So what should I do? Cite you for indecent exposure? Call your parents and make you tell 'em? Give your friend a ticket for reckless driving? Nope. See, since I've been in the EXACT same situation as you, I'm gonna let this one go. Be safe out there, you guys."
Thanks, Officer Daris.