so. ben affleck, huh? welp, see ya later!

[puniraptor]

i dont even get the point of superman

he just way too powerful for anything to be interesting

if he ever gets in trouble, all he has to do is try a little bit harder and hes good to go

[puniraptor]

also

how the eff does superman shave or cut his hair?

he has long hair or a beard sometimes but gets shot in the head with bullets or exploded by bombs or volcanos or whatever and his hairs are unscathed

does he have specially crafted kryptonite Mach 3 Turbos?

[mocat]

also

how the eff does superman shave or cut his hair?

he has long hair or a beard sometimes but gets shot in the head with bullets or exploded by bombs or volcanos or whatever and his hairs are unscathed

does he have specially crafted kryptonite Mach 3 Turbos?

yeah, one simple line of dialogue takes care of that. next?

[Rage Against the McKee]

also

how the eff does superman shave or cut his hair?

he has long hair or a beard sometimes but gets shot in the head with bullets or exploded by bombs or volcanos or whatever and his hairs are unscathed

does he have specially crafted kryptonite Mach 3 Turbos?

I'm pretty sure he just holds a mirror in front of his face and uses the lasers from his eyeballs.