Hai guise, I'm back

[Pett]

I just wanted you guys to know that TCU will finish the season much higher than our #20 coaches poll ranking.  Big IIX championship here we come.

You went 7-6 last year, what makes you think you will be in contention for the Big 12 championship?

[Bqqkie Pimp]

K State fans are cool.

I completely agree.

The Big 12 is like junior high.  You and WVU were the new kids last year, so you get a short pass on being declared rad or a dweeb.

WVU came in and was a huge bragger about his old junior high and won some friends at first, but later we found out that WVU does not wear deodorant and popped a boner in the shower.

You guys wore cool clothes, and seemed kinda OK. This year we see if your football makes up for really sucky basketball.  You guys are like the kid who kicks ass at dodge ball in P.E., but is otherwise really terrible at sports and got cut from 7th grade basketball (you basically have to be a spaz to get cut from 7th grade basketball btw).

Because I know you want to know, I will tell you.  The cool table at lunch has OU, UT, and KSU sitting at it.  KSU and OU just make fun of UT the whole time and only let UT sit there because their Dad has a lake house with jet skis and four wheelers, and he takes us there all the time.

You guys might (MIGHT), make it to the kinda cool table with KU and OSU this year.  If your basketball AND football doesn't improve, you will be sitting with WVU and ISU with retainers and head gear all over the table and chatting with the janitor.

Basketball won't be good for us for at least a few years.  TCU's strong programs have been football, lesbian basketball, track (because we import people from the carribean), and baseball.  We're winning the BCS this year so we will be sitting at the head of the kewl kidz table.

Don't be a dumbass.  Nobody from the Big XII is winning the BCS this year.  The conference is too deep and too balanced.

In fact, don't be surprised if the winner(s) have 2 losses.  By the way, you've got too many tough roadies in confy play to have a shot at winning the big bowl shaped trophy...

 

[Pete]

I think it's important to point out to the TCU guys that we do not give a crap about any sports except football and men's basketball, and only care a tiny bit about baseball (read: beer sales).

Let's try and limit our conversation to these things.

[CNS]

Guys, I think their BB coach could be pretty good if he didn't have to deal with a bunch of crap players that no other D1 school would even look.

I mean, I think given an average recurring recruiting class of 2.5stars for the next 3-4 yrs, that coach may be able to claw his way up to a solid Doc like production rate.  Not only do I think he could do it, but I really hope he does.

 

[Cartierfor3]

Pete UT said his dad was super pissed about the empty beer cans he found at the lake house. I know OU was in charge of cleanup but I think we need a better plan for the next time we go down there. Also if you see UT tell him we're not friends anymore unless his rich dad buys us like $200 worth of tokens for the arcade. Also, make sure he brings his pre-algebra homework to lunch so I can copy. That numbskull left it in his locker last week.


PS What do you think of TCU's older sister? Maybe we could invite him and his sis over to UT's pool party and she would wear a bikini. I heard from a guy at their old school that she made out with a guy under water for like 15 seconds at a party.

[Cartierfor3]

Oh good grief. TTU heard about the pool party and wants to come. Remember last time he came over? He farted in the hot tub in front of like 4 girls and thought it was funny. That guy is so creepy man. He will absolutely RUIN my chances with TCU's sister. We have to make sure he doesn't show up man.

[EMAWmeister]

Why do all of your starters keep quitting?