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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2013, 03:23:54 PM »
Part II (On the Run)- As awful as Bonnie and Clyde 1.0 was, this is somehow worse.  Like how do you not look back at that piece of trash and be like "needs an update!"  It hurts my feelings because "Crazy in Love" is one of the best rap/pop collabos of all time.  He has had two instant classics in this exact genre recently (New York State of Mind and Young Forever) and yet this is the laziness getting served up?

The song doesn't even pretend to try to be a hit.  Fine.  Play it that way.  But it is soooo annoying and indulgent:

"Who wants that perfect love story anyway, anyway?
Cliché, cliché, cliché, cliché
Who wants that hero love that saves the day, anyway?
Cliché, cliché, cliché, cliché"

I don't think either of them understand irony.

And clearly not:

"I don't care if we on the run
Baby as long I'm next to you
And if loving you is a crime
Tell me why do I bring out
The best in you"

and

"I hear sirens while we mAnnotateake love
Loud as hell, but they don't know
They're nowhere near us
I will hold your heart and your Annotategun
I don't care if they come, noooo"

How rough ridin' annoying is this played out (to borrow a phrase...."Cliché, cliché, cliché, cliché") theme?  YOU ARE NOT OUTLAWS!  YOU ARE WELL KNOWN CELEBRITIES!  YOU ARE COLLABOING WITH A PREACHER'S DAUGHTER/MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD!  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Rick!  Someone wake up Rick on the couch!  Jay is making Beyonce say:

"I don't care if they give me life
I get all of my life from you
And if loving you had a price
I would pay my life for you"

I guess this is where Crazy in Love ends up.

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2013, 03:25:09 PM »
Beach is Better-  on second thought maybe that last shitty song was Beyonce's idea after she heard this interlude:

"Girl why you never ready
For as long as you took
You better look like Halle Berry
Or Beyoncé. crap then we getting married"

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2013, 03:28:51 PM »
BBC- Nas, collabo, Pharell beat, mediocre effort all around.  This crap sounds like it was brainstormed while they were changing diapers or some crap.  It was like two old balls guys talking about what they did in their 20's.

"I'm not your aAnnotateverage dope dealer
Silver Toyotas four runners and four wheelers
Me and Teflon Q45 infinite
Windows tinted
White girl all in it
Britney, bitch"

This made me chuckle a bit.

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2013, 03:31:59 PM »
Jay Z Blue-

LOL and just on cue (swear I did not cheat and plan this!!)

"And I'm stuck in that old cycle
Like wife leaves hubby
eff joint custody
I need a joint right now
Just the thought alone fucks with me"

Very creepy samples from mother dearest in the background:

"No wire hangers ever!!!"

I'm pretty sure that shitty song with the wife was to smooth over this song.  Oh man Jay.  You are one of us.

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2013, 03:34:50 PM »
La Familia-  This beat sucks.  Also the song sucks.

"Niggas wanna kidnap wifey
Good luck with that bruh
You must gonna hide your whole family
What you think we wearing black for
Ready for that war"

What a weirdo!

This could've been funnier:

"Industry talk behind your bacAnnotatek
Ain't nobody got time for that"

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2013, 03:44:09 PM »
Nickels and Dime-

Jay is really fascinating when he goes full on capitalistic Horatio Alger and gets a bit introspective:

"Sometimes I feel survivor's guilt
I gave some money to this guy, he got high as hell
Now I'm part of the problem far as I could tell
Did I do it for him or do it for myself
Can't lie to myself"

Then Jay goes all black Republican/Ayn Rand:

"I got a problem with the handouts, I took the man route
I'll give an opportunity though, that's the plan now
No guilt in giving clear a nigga conscience out
No guilt in receiving, every thing within reason
Can't see it taking food out my little monster's mouth
That'll drive me gaga"

I really think this whole thing was just to protect his ego getting knocked down by Harry Belafonte:

"I'm just trying to find common ground
'fore Mr. Belafonte come and chop a nigga down
Mr. Day O, major fail"

Who apparently had the audaciousness to criticize Jay for not doing anything with his very large microphone to serve the less fortunate.  So that is the last words that Jay leaves us with are:

"Y'all not worthy, sometimes I feel like
Y'all don't deserve me, my flow unearthly
The greatest form of giving is anonymous to anonymous
So here y'all go, I promise this"

So your gift to the planet is a sponsored content collabo with Samsung to promote yourself?  Ok.  Just wanted to clarify.

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2013, 03:47:23 PM »
BBC- Nas, collabo, Pharell beat, mediocre effort all around.  This crap sounds like it was brainstormed while they were changing diapers or some crap.  It was like two old balls guys talking about what they did in their 20's.

"I'm not your aAnnotateverage dope dealer
Silver Toyotas four runners and four wheelers
Me and Teflon Q45 infinite
Windows tinted
White girl all in it
Britney, bitch"

This made me chuckle a bit.

that song seems like nas and jay were guesting on someone else's shitty album, stands out so much

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2013, 04:19:57 PM »
I didn't know Nas and Jay-z had squashed their beef. (Nas won lyrically, Jay won monetarily)

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Re: KK's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live Blog Review
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2013, 10:55:53 AM »
I just found a free download for the album. :billdance: <------ Me at work right now.