Live Updates of Petra in NCAAs

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#Ourgirl down 3-2 in 1st set.  #theirgirlisfromuclaandisnumber8inthecountry

#Ourgirlislikenumber55

lets get the upset!1 go cats!!

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there seems to be lots of traffic nearby. sounds like a semi drives by every minute.

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Tennis ball came onto the court from another court. Distracted our girl.

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is this the finals?

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the UCLA girl has really squeaky shoes, very annoying.

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is this the finals?

2nd round i think

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down 5-2 now.  petra needs to shoot more aces.

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some guy just walked across the court.  what on earth was he thinking?

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she's getting killed.  i'm going to go eat a lean pocket.  (chicken broccoli)

slobber is now providing the updates.

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The ball went really fast. How did she hit that? This looks worse than batcats than a tennis game.

My god, somebody call the police, cause there is a murder being committed.

[Tobias]

keep 'em coming slobs

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The score has to be something like 72-9 (1-5, 26-4, 19-2)
Stick a fork in her, because she is done.

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PETRA COMES BACK AND WINS IN 3 SETS!!!!   

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Slobber has the deets!!!

[Tobias]

post the goddamned article, slobber

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Oh man, this was Phoenix from the ashes type stuff. Petra was raining 3's and droppin' tear drops like nobody's business. I was hoping for overtime, but she slammed the door late in the 4th quarter by finishing with a triple lindee hole in one. I have never seen anything so beutiful and scary all in one.