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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2013, 11:23:06 AM »
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

I wish this was true.
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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2013, 11:27:05 AM »
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2013, 11:28:23 AM »
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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2013, 11:29:41 AM »
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

Emo, this is sad.

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« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2013, 11:31:31 AM »
JFC JCIW/G  :frown:

that is the most traumatic thing ever

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« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2013, 11:40:20 AM »
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« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2013, 11:41:04 AM »
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

Man, this is the stuff country songs are made of.

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2013, 11:42:37 AM »
I just hope the truck driver wasn't hurt. 
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« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2013, 11:42:56 AM »
Welp CFoD, now is your time to shine I guess.  JFC.....    :frown:

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2013, 11:46:05 AM »
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2013, 11:46:47 AM »
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

Mother fuckers.
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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2013, 11:57:20 AM »
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

JCIW/G...that is haunting.  It has to be one of those memories that will trigger on nights that seem similar.  Sounds like you all did everything you could that night but it was never going to be enough.  Such a shame.
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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2013, 11:59:39 AM »
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2013, 12:00:11 PM »
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

shut up emo THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2013, 12:00:51 PM »
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

nobody is going to believe anything you post on here ever again

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2013, 12:03:36 PM »
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

I wish this was true.
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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2013, 12:03:45 PM »
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

nobody is going to believe anything you post on here ever again

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2013, 12:04:16 PM »
perhaps i'll make better decisions in the future because i know that story, JCIW/G.

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« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2013, 12:04:34 PM »
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

I wish this was true.

nice out Bread. should have trusted your instincts.

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« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2013, 12:07:24 PM »
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

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« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2013, 12:08:52 PM »
I am tempted to delete my post after reading JCisWG's post.

So sad.


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« Reply #96 on: May 25, 2013, 02:35:58 AM »
As a meta-topic, do you think tragedy is something best shared with the world, that they might learn from it?  Or is it simply voyeuristic to do so, to be blown up for the world to see, like a reality TV show writ large?

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« Reply #97 on: May 25, 2013, 02:42:45 AM »
Could be tberaputic

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« Reply #98 on: May 25, 2013, 03:28:00 AM »
When I was in kindergarten my dad took me to see Jurassic Park. I was scared of dinosaurs for 2 or 3 years after that.

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Re: Traumatic Event
« Reply #99 on: May 25, 2013, 04:26:36 AM »
wut?