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ATTENTION PISSCLAMS, WE NEED TO TALK. RE: SAMS
« on: April 27, 2013, 05:30:36 PM »
So, it's pretty apparent now that Sams (stud) is infinitely better than Waters and will be our starting QB and all-time best QB @ K-State. I mean, it wasn't even rough ridin' close today.

Question 1: How rough ridin' blind can you rough ridin' Waters dick-suckers be? Serious question. I mean he's good, but Sams isn't even in the same dimension the rest of us exist in.

Question 2: On a scale of 9-10, how rough ridin' bad does it feel to be completely wrong on who our starting QB is going to be?

Question 3: On a scale of 10-10, how rough ridin' mad are you going to be when Sams throws for 6K and runs for 1K next year?

Question 4: What position should we move Waters to? I'm thinking a slot wideout is in order here.

[spoiler]Waters is pretty cute, though[/spoiler]


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Re: ATTENTION PISSCLAMS, WE NEED TO TALK. RE: SAMS
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2013, 05:37:43 PM »
J is a good excited/angry poster

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Re: ATTENTION PISSCLAMS, WE NEED TO TALK. RE: SAMS
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2013, 05:44:49 PM »
I'm pretty pumped for the 6k/1k season, myself

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Re: ATTENTION PISSCLAMS, WE NEED TO TALK. RE: SAMS
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2013, 05:47:34 PM »
Water(s) you getting so excited about a spring game for?  Do you really think LHOFHCBS was going to unleash the beast destroy the levee in April? 

Please.  Spiral Deliver System.com isn't going to be unveiled until the Autumn.  Until then, just rest easy knowing that we have two of the top qbs in the conference, and also a guy named Mr. Touchdown.


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Re: ATTENTION PISSCLAMS, WE NEED TO TALK. RE: SAMS
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2013, 07:44:48 AM »
J, spiral delivery system.com seems to be the clear leader in my eyes based upon my analysis of his performance on saturday and it's not even close.


1) not blind also known as a football expert by my peers

2)  not wrong, am right

3) would be elite

4)  sams might not even make the cut as a slot receiver 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: ATTENTION PISSCLAMS, WE NEED TO TALK. RE: SAMS
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2013, 08:40:52 AM »
I award this round 9-10 to J.  Pissclams got some good jabs in there, but J was landing strong body shots.