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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #75 on: April 15, 2013, 09:49:53 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #76 on: April 15, 2013, 10:44:40 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #77 on: April 15, 2013, 10:53:31 AM »
Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2013, 12:03:29 PM »
i thought about it for a while and decided that sams should move to WR.  there's no way he beats waters for the qb role but i think we need him on offense. 


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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #79 on: April 15, 2013, 12:04:24 PM »
another option we should explore is moving him to tight end.  how much would snyder love to have that ace in the hole? 


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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #80 on: April 15, 2013, 01:22:01 PM »
I think we should let him punt in addition to his QB duties. The other team would have to really respect the fake under that circumstance, and I think we could pull it off at least a half dozen times over the course of a season.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #81 on: April 15, 2013, 02:07:36 PM »
I think we should let him punt in addition to his QB duties. The other team would have to really respect the fake under that circumstance, and I think we could pull it off at least a half dozen times over the course of a season.

I am all for this.  I mean, every single down, the other team would have to wonder first if we would be punting or running a play, then they would have to ask what kind of play we may be running if not a punt.

Could really slow down the defenses' ability to get set up against us.  If you then make the offense speed up rather than running down to 5 on the clock every single snap, we could constantly dominate defenses who were still worried about if we were punting or not as Hubes blows by them and houses the ball. 

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #82 on: April 15, 2013, 02:15:24 PM »
I think we should let him punt in addition to his QB duties. The other team would have to really respect the fake under that circumstance, and I think we could pull it off at least a half dozen times over the course of a season.

I am all for this.  I mean, every single down, the other team would have to wonder first if we would be punting or running a play, then they would have to ask what kind of play we may be running if not a punt.

Could really slow down the defenses' ability to get set up against us.  If you then make the offense speed up rather than running down to 5 on the clock every single snap, we could constantly dominate defenses who were still worried about if we were punting or not as Hubes blows by them and houses the ball. 

Boom! National Championship!

Classic triple threat of Pass, Run, Punt.

Do you guys think Sams could be a stud kicker, too? I mean, maybe they should just replace the Punt, Pass, and Kick competition with the Daniel Sams Presents Punt, Pass, Run, and Kick competition. It would basically be the same thing as the Punt, Pass, and Kick, only you would also have to run a 40 yard dash.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #83 on: April 15, 2013, 11:34:25 PM »
How about a slot back?  Seems like he could be devastating on those smash routes. 

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #84 on: April 15, 2013, 11:49:13 PM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2013, 12:01:20 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

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jesus man, some paragraph breaks once in a while wouldn't kill you.

Agreed, 'graph breaks would be good.  Other than that, I found this post...curious.

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move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2013, 06:58:34 AM »
Do we need a new name for the wildcat position?  It seems like it's kinda been taken from us and used by too many others.  Kinda like "Kleenex," I say I want a Kleenex but I don't really care if it's Puffs.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2013, 09:30:37 AM »
Do we need a new name for the wildcat position?  It seems like it's kinda been taken from us and used by too many others.  Kinda like "Kleenex," I say I want a Kleenex but I don't really care if it's Puffs.

Can we use a brand name like that? I doubt it. Might have to go generic with "Tissue"

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2013, 09:45:34 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

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I'm worried that the preseason isn't even over and Sams already lost the starting position.  Maybe 3rd string QB by the time the season starts.  Best find him another position.

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2013, 12:22:20 PM »

i think so too.  nothing rational about either of you two samsboners.

I love wading through 4 pages of crap and finding a gem like this

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Re: move Sams #life to what position?
« Reply #90 on: April 16, 2013, 12:48:34 PM »
Do we need a new name for the wildcat position?  It seems like it's kinda been taken from us and used by too many others.  Kinda like "Kleenex," I say I want a Kleenex but I don't really care if it's Puffs.

Can we use a brand name like that? I doubt it. Might have to go generic with "Tissue"

That's what I mean, this is kinda a big issue that no one is talking about.


IDEA:  Bob Davis and Nate Bukaty call that position the "Jayhawk" position when discussing it on 810am radio broadcasts.  Let's steal that one!  I vote we now call the Wildcat the Jayhawk position too.