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Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« on: March 19, 2013, 09:40:20 AM »
Because these two did, good job Wichitaians.

Parents arrested after doing heroin in Chuck E. Cheese parking lot, police say

They took their young daughter to Chuck E. Cheese for a bite to eat Sunday, police say, but they never made it inside the northeast Wichita restaurant.

The man and woman decided to do some heroin in the front seat before going into the restaurant at 3223 N. Rock Road, Lt. Joe Schroeder said. Police found them passed out at about 4:15 p.m. Sunday when a concerned passerby called 911 to express concern for the welfare of the young child in the back seat.

Their 3-year-old girl was asleep in the back seat and unharmed, Schroeder said.


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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2013, 09:45:42 AM »
And Wichita gets the Gonzaga game next year?   :facepalm:

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2013, 09:50:50 AM »
And Wichita gets the Gonzaga game next year?   :facepalm:

the pacific northwest has the worst drug problems of anywhere in the country, i'm guessing oscar wanted to keep any traveling fans out of mhk


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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2013, 10:04:40 AM »
Probably tourists from western Kansas.  I would guess Liberal.  Probably drove to town to celebrate spring break, visit tourist mega-centers like Chuck E. Cheese, and mainline some H.  What do you have planned for spring break? 

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2013, 10:08:07 AM »
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Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?


this location or any location?

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2013, 10:45:17 AM »
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Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?


this location or any location?

i bet it would be elite to do heroin in the parking lot of a san francisco area chuck e cheese, but you know you're really dragging the bottom of the barrel when you're shooting up in wichita ks.


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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2013, 11:09:58 AM »
i could see shooting up after a few hours inside of chuck e cheese, but they didn't even make it inside. 

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2013, 11:15:12 AM »
I'm say the closest I've come to this is smoking in a Pizza Hut walk-in freezer.  :bigtoke:

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Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2013, 11:38:16 AM »
Used to do rails off Mitzi Mozzarella's tits at Show Biz but that was a rough ridin' decade ago. I've grown up a lot since then.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2013, 11:39:24 AM »
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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2013, 11:42:42 AM »
Had no idea Wichita was in central Missouri. Welp you learn something new every day...
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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2013, 12:03:20 PM »
Heroin in Wichita? I thought the only heroin users in Kansas were in Junction City and Lawrence.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2013, 12:12:34 PM »
Heroin in Wichita? I thought the only heroin users in Kansas were in Junction City, Lawrence, and Coffeyville.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2013, 12:21:34 PM »
Heroin in Wichita? I thought the only heroin users in Kansas were in Junction City, Lawrence, and Coffeyville.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2013, 12:36:52 PM »
Chuck E Cheese parking lot? No, never.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2013, 01:12:14 PM »
If I were going to do heroin before playing arcade games, I would probably choose Dave and Buster's so I could get drunk, too.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2013, 03:50:48 PM »
I'd be more embarrassed about spending money at Chuck E Cheese than anything else in that story

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2013, 03:54:04 PM »
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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2013, 04:39:05 PM »
I'd be more embarrassed about spending money at Chuck E Cheese than anything else in that story

They didn't spend any money there. They passed out in the parking lot before they ever made it through the front door.

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Re: Have you ever done heroin in a Chuck E Cheese parking lot?
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2013, 04:41:48 PM »
Probs the last time that kid ever nags his parents to take him to Chuck E Cheese.

Solid parenting.