Living in the heart of flood aggy is pretty hilarious right now. All mold victims can talk about around here is the colonoscopy they received this week.
This goes beyond butt hurt and has displaced into racism and lynch mobs. I've heard pitch forks, white sheets, nooses and flammable wood sticks are out of sock here in FatIowa (pronounced Phu-at Eye-o-uh) to the non-local.