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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #125 on: February 27, 2013, 06:43:01 PM »


the funniest thing in that picture is the scissors.

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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #126 on: February 27, 2013, 06:55:04 PM »
The world is truly unjust when we are denied photos of Bill Self beating the hell out of an old man in yellow shoes.

I'm not sure. It would be interesting to see how Self would react when his toupee falls off.

Bill sweats more when Cindy asks where he was last night than he would have pounding that guy like a snare drum.

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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #127 on: February 27, 2013, 07:04:17 PM »
The world is truly unjust when we are denied photos of Bill Self beating the hell out of an old man in yellow shoes.

I'm not sure. It would be interesting to see how Self would react when his toupee falls off.

Bill sweats more when Cindy asks where he was last night than he would have pounding his girlfriends.
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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #128 on: February 28, 2013, 12:44:22 PM »
Living in the heart of flood aggy is pretty hilarious right now.  All mold victims can talk about around here is the colonoscopy they received this week. 

This goes beyond butt hurt and has displaced into racism and lynch mobs.  I've heard pitch forks, white sheets, nooses and flammable wood sticks are out of sock here in FatIowa (pronounced Phu-at Eye-o-uh) to the non-local.
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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #129 on: February 28, 2013, 01:49:51 PM »
Living in the heart of flood aggy is pretty hilarious right now.  All mold victims can talk about around here is the colonoscopy they received this week. 

This goes beyond butt hurt and has displaced into racism and lynch mobs.  I've heard pitch forks, white sheets, nooses and flammable wood sticks are out of sock here in FatIowa (pronounced Phu-at Eye-o-uh) to the non-local.

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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #130 on: February 28, 2013, 01:53:17 PM »
Living in the heart of flood aggy is pretty hilarious right now.  All mold victims can talk about around here is the colonoscopy they received this week. 

This goes beyond butt hurt and has displaced into racism and lynch mobs.  I've heard pitch forks, white sheets, nooses and flammable wood sticks are out of sock here in FatIowa (pronounced Phu-at Eye-o-uh) to the non-local.


This is like a Chappelle Show episode where keeping it real goes wrong, except instead of an individual, it's an entire fanbase.

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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #131 on: February 28, 2013, 01:54:48 PM »
Living in the heart of flood aggy is pretty hilarious right now.  All mold victims can talk about around here is the colonoscopy they received this week. 

This goes beyond butt hurt and has displaced into racism and lynch mobs.  I've heard pitch forks, white sheets, nooses and flammable wood sticks are out of sock here in FatIowa (pronounced Phu-at Eye-o-uh) to the non-local.


This is like a Chappelle Show episode where keeping it real goes wrong, except instead of an individual, it's an entire fanbase.

It's just too bad Bill didn't give us the real life episode when Old Man Weatherwax chased him down.

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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #132 on: February 28, 2013, 02:10:10 PM »
Iowa State fans are pretty similar to Pit Bulls.  Most of the time they are nice and won't bite your face off if you pet them.  However, if you mess with their corn they will indeed eat your face off.  The cumulative effects of mold exposure are similar to smoking bath salts.

Here were the events as I saw them:

Bill Self:  :cool: (deal with it)
Immediately following Bill Self Deal With It, Iowa State:  :chainsaw:
With time, Iowa State:  :opcat: and  :goodbyecruelworld:

End result: Iowa State NIT bound.
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Re: Butthurt Iowa State fan confronts Bill Self: gets tossed by security
« Reply #133 on: February 28, 2013, 02:45:53 PM »
Is it better to have your entire town flooded or just have about an inch of putrid stinky moldy shitwater to seep into the carpet?

These are the things ISU fans have to decide when they are given a glimmer of hope out of their usual depressing state but that hope only turns out to be yet another false alarm.  Sophie had an easier choice.