Fortunately, the following headlines were nixed, but they were given heavy consideration: (WARNING NSFW OR CHILDREN, IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN READING ALONG, AVERT THEIR EYES OR X OUT OF THIS PAGE NOW!)
"OLE MISS 5 GAME HOME WINNING STREAK SNAPPED AT THE GOAL LINE"
"LOST IT BY A HAIR(LINE FRACTURE)"
"DEMS DA BREAKS!"
Just despicable. I feel gross just repeating such filth on a family blog. Sorry in advance, everyone.