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goEMAW's #1 main man!
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2012, 12:42:03 PM »
If Tom Asbury had not had a very, very personal beef with me, then roles are reversed, and Aaron Schwartzendruber is playing on maybe the most dominant six-foot-and-under team in Rec history and I and Manny Dies are dominating the North Division of the Big 12.

And before you even start to question that, ask yourself this: Does Manny kick down that door and attack the Collegian kid if I am there?   

Not with a guy like me in the locker room.  Maybe with Aaron rough ridin' Schwatneatdrubdets, but not with me.

Ask around if you don't believe me.

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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2012, 12:49:12 PM »
you're a bitter old man, pete.  what did this will spradling ever do to you?


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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2012, 03:11:01 PM »
Maybe if you love Will love so much, you should ask him to transfer to Vermont and you two can get married and live in married student housing and you could get a job working in the finance department at Green Mountain and then adopt babies from Africa and love and cherish them forever, because let's be honest, Vermont is a more appropriate level for Will.

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« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2012, 03:18:51 PM »
Maybe if you love Will love so much, you should ask him to transfer to Vermont and you two can get married and live in married student housing and you could get a job working in the finance department at Green Mountain and then adopt babies from Africa and love and cherish them forever, because let's be honest, Vermont is a more appropriate level for Will.

I don't think 'clams likes it when you make off-color insinuations about he and Will.  Like a no PI-zone or something for him.  Definitely touches a nerve that he's very sensitive and receptive to.  I did it once and he hurt my feelings about it. :shy:

just kidding fellas, i hate will spradling.  it feels dirty trying to defend him.
It probably feels dirty when you open mouth kiss his back door, but you still do it. :surprised:
don't be a complete dumbass, bread.  you've got a good thing going over here.
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I mean :frown:.  I guess what I'm saying is tread lightly Pete, tread lightly. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2012, 04:32:52 PM »
will spradling sucks crap and belongs at Vermont, maybe we're on the same page, Pete.


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« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2012, 11:42:32 PM »
Is there any chance they do a postgame high-five lap on Sunday?

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« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2012, 10:16:30 AM »