If Tom Asbury had not had a very, very personal beef with me, then roles are reversed, and Aaron Schwartzendruber is playing on maybe the most dominant six-foot-and-under team in Rec history and I and Manny Dies are dominating the North Division of the Big 12.
And before you even start to question that, ask yourself this: Does Manny kick down that door and attack the Collegian kid if I am there?
Not with a guy like me in the locker room. Maybe with Aaron rough ridin' Schwatneatdrubdets, but not with me.
Ask around if you don't believe me.