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I've locked both sets of keys in my car.


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This is a serious matter!
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No crap cops now have a wedge that they jam into the door to open it slightly so they can then use this stick tool to press your automatic lock button.  They've had to do this for me twice the past couple of years.  So find something to pry open your door ever so slightly at the top and then poke your lock button with something long and thin.  Their wedge was rubber fyi. 
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Call a friend with AAA

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Or go find a cell phone and a 50$ bill

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I think the rubber wedge prevents damaging the door and frame.
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OR OR OR OR
Push the car to bramlage parking lot and get traffic assistance for free

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This is a serious matter!
what kind of car do you have?  a lot of them have free roadside assistance now for this type of thing.
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I'm going with the phone and fifty dollar bill option.   I'm an
 idiot.
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needed: mhk goemawer with locksmithing abilities or knows of cheap mhk lock guy
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2012, 05:35:52 PM »
When the guy pops it with his slim Jim it is going to look way too easy and really freak you out.

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Re: needed: mhk goemawer with locksmithing abilities or knows of cheap mhk lock
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2012, 05:36:08 PM »
I'm going with the phone and fifty dollar bill option.   I'm an
 idiot.

Call a cab company first.  They'll usually do the wedge things for like $20.

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When the guy pops it with his slim Jim it is going to look way too easy and really freak you out.

I know it takes like two seconds with the wedge thing.  Gina cost me thirty bucks.  Could be worse.
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if i call up my bank, they send someone to open my car for free.   :excited:

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I think Jake carries a slim Jim for cold days.

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i have an assortment of hammers.
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I've done the rubber wedge/coat hanger with my car.  Not hard.

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http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12610.3025

No one asked you bigwillie.   :driving:  <---  Nicname, after our help.   :shakesfist:  <----  Nicname, if he listened to you.

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Also, Nicname may want to have that steering wheel checked out, it looks a bit sketchy.

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I've locked both sets of keys in my car.


how in the hell does this happen?