Lunt took a shot to the guts and had the squirts real bad. ABC didn't want to broadcast this to America that the OSU QB has a bad case of the shits so they changed the story. Lunt goes off to the lockerroom to poop. Klein gets pulled to make it a fair game to OSU and plus Klein was a little too jacked up on the Mike & Ikes so the doctors were concerned about his blood sugar level. It's going to be ok for everyone, well, except for the custodial crew for the visiting lockerroom. Lots of Lysol.