Things to remember when in public

[Super PurpleCat]

1) Other conference member fans see you strutting around in your purple and they get the nervous shits.
2) Other conference member fans only get to enjoy one sport a year, unlike you.
3) Other conference member fans look ridiculous and hideous wearing their school colors, unlike you.
4) Other conference member fans get sick and tired of all the KSU coverage on ESPN, unlike you.
5) Other conference member fans cannot understand why they can't do what KSU does and this also gives them the nervous shits.

Just thought I'd throw this out there.

[SkinnyBenny]

Post in nervousness thread tia

[Emo EMAW]

Got back from 10 days on vacay this week.  ISU alum sees me and says "well aren't you just strutting around here all smiles" and I was like  .  Got a fist bump from the CEO (Michigan alum), and as one of the VP's (KU alum) streaked by my office he says "thanks for the ass kicking you put on us."   

[purplehaze]

6) You smell better and are more successful than other conference members.

[CNS]

"...and gosh darn it, people like you"

[Super PurpleCat]

Other conference member fans who try to argue with you about the greatness of KSU end up looking bitter and petty by their peers.
Other conference member fans crack jokes on Old Balls' old balls but secretly behind closed doors while sitting alone stare up at the ceiling and wonder why their own coach has to be such a rancid pile of dogshit when compared to Old Balls.