heard Snyder is cranking up dueling banjos at the stadium to get ready for Saturday night.
I heard they covered the field in tobacco juice and moonshine to prepare for the conditions.
Oh dear, why would you waste all of that 'shine?!
Even our poorest fans only drink Johnny Walker Blue. Didn't have any other uses for the 'shine.
Sad, JWB is a couple steps down from some good moonshine. You're missing out. Wait until Emawblast gets back from morgantown. He'll tell ya 
Hmm can I try some of this good shine too? You serve it in crystal right? Only thing i drink out of.
