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Offline Kat Kid

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UNofficial WVU destruction gems thread
« on: October 21, 2012, 07:50:49 AM »
Don't see DRew anywhere, maybe he's hungover again.  But I am here!

Sometimes I read these threads so you don't have to!  Chico style.

These are all from wemustignitethiscouch.com

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That was posted like a week before the game started.  A bizarre time to post the official game thread.

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just might as well give whoever we play a first down on every one of their thirds.

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Just because you swinging your arms in the air like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) doesn't mean you are covering your guys.

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HOLY crap A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

Field goal

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1 yard. give me a f*cking break.

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use a timeout and call a run play up the middle. damn

1st WVU punt

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Its official. We suck.

10-0

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Screw this. I'm getting drunk.

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Congratulations defense for taking the Heisman away from Geno.

We'll be checking in on this guy later.....

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saying my first WVU related prayer since Morgantown PD busted up my houseparty back in 2006. Come on D!!!!

 :lol:

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What's become of our team?

17-0

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This isn't the Big East anymore.

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this game is no longer worth my Yuengling.

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Call me a bandwagon fan if you'd like, but this is fuckin bullshit.

This team has no heart

Booing team, no points on another drive
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Lowest moment as wvu fan for me

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No team deserves to be boo'd by their home fans. It is even more embarassing than the way our secondary has played.

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Someone needs to light a fire under our sidelines, it's not just one person it's everybody. Our O needs to get something going RIGHT rough ridin' NOW before the fans start throwing **** at our team and burn the stadium down.

Kickoff return

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Golf clap

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Great...now we have to pretend we play defense again.


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Re: UNofficial WVU destruction gems thread
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 07:53:35 AM »
Mods please merge with the WVU Gems of the Game Thread  ;)

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23680.0

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Re: UNofficial WVU destruction gems thread
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 08:03:49 AM »
From Shaggy:

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05:28 PM I'll be rooting for the Cats and fatty...
Should be a lot of downhill running and passing in this game...

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05:50 PM Go KSU! Look after 'em fatty

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06:42 PM WVU's offense looks much less unstoppable when they aren't playing Texas or Baylor.

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06:43 PM Heisman quality overthrow

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06:51 PM 17-0 eff you again Mack

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06:51 PM My prostate hurts already from what Kstate is going to do to our colon's

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06:54 PM Need to stock up on lube for December. Because K-State is going to give us an ass-reaming for the ages.

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07:05 PM K-State in full-on buttfuck mode.

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Re: UNofficial WVU destruction gems thread
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 08:16:13 AM »
HALFTIME

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Better league, better competition.

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It is not about being positive about this game. We are very likely not even gonna come back and make it close. People quitting on this team and saying they want to give away tickets and dont care if we make a bowl game makes me more sick to my stomach then this halftime score. We dont play in the Big East any more and we have never had anywhere near the top talent in the country. We play in a very competitive conference full of talent and we are going to lose some games.

We will only get better being in the big 12 and winning games like @Texas. Our fans are spoiled from playing in the big east and walking to 9-10 wins every year. There are no easy wins here so if you dont wanna watch anymore games and dont care if we make a bowl game thats fine with me. Go away I would rather my teams fanbase not be associated with the likes of you anyways. Financially I can only afford a few games a year but no matter what happens I will be there for Oklahoma and Iowa State and will be rooting on our team in whatever bowl game we end up in.

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People have the right to boo... just like the staff has the right to earn their paycheck.

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Awww. I say we pat them on the ass and take them for ice cream after the game. THIS IS DIVISION 1 BIG 12 FOOTBALL!

and Dan Hawkins makes an appearance.

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haha. there. now you dont have to think about your STUPID rough ridin' INT RECORD

Baby Lockett TD (again)
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tripple coverage and noone went for the ball

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They'll never admit it, but Geno's got some injury, his accuracy hasn't been right for 2 games now.

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The beat down continues

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LHC Bill Snyder is an ass for passing the ball with the score like this.

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Fire DeForest, hell, fire Holgorsen. I've had it! Call me a bandwagon jumper. This is the last I'll ever have anything to do with WVU untill this ass hat we call a defensive coordinator is rough ridin' gone. I'm gonna go out in the yard right now and rough ridin' BURN everything WVU I own!!!!!!!!!

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Holgy can join DeForest. He's lost this team now. These guys have quit.

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Re: UNofficial WVU destruction gems thread
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 08:21:27 AM »
Can't remember, thing it is on Shaggy, that compared this years WVU team to ISU with Seneca at QB. 6-0 record, considered the hesiman favorite, looked unstoppable. Then they got exposed by a great OU team and just torpedoed after that.

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Re: UNofficial WVU destruction gems thread
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2012, 08:22:11 AM »
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LHC LHC Bill Snyder is an ass for passing the ball with the score like this.

mission complete