biggest ripoffs ever

[Saulbadguy]

let's just say tipping is the biggest ripoff and move on

[yoga-like_abana]

said every jewish person ever

[Stevesie60]

said every jewish person ever

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I think tipping at bars (when you don't have a tab) is absurd. If I'm going bar to bar in aggieville and all you're doing is handing me a $3 coors light pounder, why should I give you $4 instead?

To get them faster next time.

I've never seen a bartender stand around and see if you put money in the tip jar. They hand you the drink and they're gone.

We always know. If you come in wearing a pink polo, I know you won't tip.

Get the eff out.

[Saulbadguy]

said every jewish person ever

tipping is really awkward. I really, really hate tipping someone I know, or a bartender i've become familiar with. If I give them a big tip one night, do they expect that every night?

[EMAWmeister]

said every jewish person ever

"THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU GUYS HAVE SAUL! WHERE'S OUR JEW?!?!?!"

One of the best parts of FattyFest (Pete?)

[Saulbadguy]

said every jewish person ever

"THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU GUYS HAVE SAUL! WHERE'S OUR JEW?!?!?!"

One of the best parts of FattyFest (Pete?)

true story, the only reason the team I was on lost was that my teammates second guessed approximately 1/2 of the answers I submitted that I knew were correct (this included me wanting to bet 0 dollars for the final question). Me, being the team player that I am, went with their well planned strategy of LOSING

[EMAWmeister]

said every jewish person ever

"THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU GUYS HAVE SAUL! WHERE'S OUR JEW?!?!?!"

One of the best parts of FattyFest (Pete?)

true story, the only reason the team I was on lost was that my teammates second guessed approximately 1/2 of the answers I submitted that I knew were correct (this included me wanting to bet 0 dollars for the final question). Me, being the team player that I am, went with their well planned strategy of LOSING

The only reason your team lost is because Ell's Mistress kicked your and everyone else's rough ridin' asses.

:popscollar:

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Circumcisions

[pissclams]

I think tipping at bars (when you don't have a tab) is absurd. If I'm going bar to bar in aggieville and all you're doing is handing me a $3 coors light pounder, why should I give you $4 instead?

That said if you have a waitress bringing you drinks all night and you stiff her, you're a dick.

save yourself the headache and just remind yourself that the $3 coors light actually costs $4.  because that's what they would cost if the bar owner were forced to pay his wait staff and bartenders the legal hourly wage that they would earn if they weren't making tips.

[Cartierfor3]

Renting instead of owning

[Cartierfor3]

Credit cards if you don't use them correctly

[steve dave]

Credit cards if you don't use them correctly are a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) who shouldn't be allowed to handle your own personal finances

[Stupid Fitz]

Text messaging is the correct answer btw.

[Cartierfor3]

Text messaging is the correct answer btw.

People pay money for text messaging? 

[michigancat]

Renting instead of owning

lol, not even close

[Kat Kid]

Renting instead of owning

lol, not even close

Can I add this to the coworkers thread?

[michigancat]

Renting instead of owning

lol, not even close

Can I add this to the coworkers thread?

Now why would you do a silly thing like that.

[wetwillie]

Automatic carwashes
N

[sys]

tipping is immoral.  i won't say i've never participated, but i've been ashamed of myself every time.

[puniraptor]

tipping is immoral.  i won't say i've never participated, but i've been ashamed of myself every time.

One of THESE people.

[Daiji]

Velcro, quit being a pussy and commit for pete's sake.

Real men use nails.

[Stevesie60]

goEMAW's servers

[EMAWmeister]

goEMAW's servers

This.  For fucks sake, Saul.  We're all rich.  Get a new server.

[bakerman]

paying for K-State recruiting info