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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2012, 12:02:48 PM »
Seriously, though, RickRampus. You can never obtain something that does not exist (the squawk's money, in this case). Live and learn, I guess.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2012, 12:23:52 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.


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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2012, 01:05:11 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

ouch
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2012, 01:06:26 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2012, 01:07:25 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

ouch

don't let him do it, rampus.  remind him who is boss.


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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2012, 01:08:41 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.

not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2012, 01:15:36 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.

not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?

For god's sakes, don't fire him over $100. Your unemployment insurance will go up and the rest of us will end up footing his bills for the next year.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2012, 01:24:04 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.

not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?

For god's sakes, don't fire him over $100. Your unemployment insurance will go up and the rest of us will end up footing his bills for the next year.

I meant I would be fired if I beat the fifty out of him. 
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2012, 01:30:28 PM »
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I meant I would be fired if I beat the fifty out of him.

Use 'clams line about the silverback and all, and see if that works.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2012, 01:32:59 PM »
if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.

but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.

This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.

not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?

For god's sakes, don't fire him over $100. Your unemployment insurance will go up and the rest of us will end up footing his bills for the next year.

I meant I would be fired if I beat the fifty out of him.

You'll be his boss soon. Just wait until then and then fire him.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2012, 01:50:25 PM »
Pound his ass son.  Quit asking us for permission.  Split it with me and I'll show up a toss him a beating that he won't ever bounceback from. 

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2012, 02:38:27 PM »
Beat his ass Rick or else people will keep walking all over you.  He probably heard you don't have the balls to collect from some other guy who didn't pay up.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2012, 04:00:39 PM »
call him yellow. CALL HIM YELLOW!!

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2012, 04:17:32 PM »
file a law suit in small claims court first thing monday morning. 


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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2012, 04:29:36 PM »
Rick, can't we just look past our differences?  :tsc:


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Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2012, 04:30:30 PM »
Man, that is adorbs

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2012, 07:07:26 PM »
Now I don't know bout y'all? But I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Flint Hills, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through Johnson County, and then jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane, to teach the squawks lessons in humanity. Squawk ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a EMAW hatin, hamburger eatin' manic, and they need to be DE-stroyed. That's why any and every son-of-a--bitch we find wearin a KU shirt.....they're gonna die.  Sound good?
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2012, 07:10:19 PM »
Now I don't know bout y'all? But I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Flint Hills, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through Johnson County, and then jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane, to teach the squawks lessons in humanity. Squawk ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a EMAW hatin, hamburger eatin' manic, and they need to be DE-stroyed. That's why any and every son-of-a--bitch we find wearin a KU shirt.....they're gonna die.  Sound good?

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2012, 07:14:39 PM »
Now I don't know bout y'all? But I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Flint Hills, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through Johnson County, and then jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane, to teach the squawks lessons in humanity. Squawk ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a EMAW hatin, hamburger eatin' manic, and they need to be DE-stroyed. That's why any and every son-of-a--bitch we find wearin a KU shirt.....they're gonna die.  Sound good?

good work here
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2012, 07:16:23 PM »
I just talked to clams.   For a 60% cut of the bet, we will come down there and give this loser an inholy beating.  Post his name and a pic.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2012, 08:15:00 AM »
I just talked to clams.   For a 60% cut of the bet, we will come down there and give this loser an inholy beating.  Post his name and a pic.

Hang on a second, I want to see if Aldo brings up the Bear Jew. 
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2012, 11:56:33 AM »
I just talked to clams.   For a 60% cut of the bet, we will come down there and give this loser an inholy beating.  Post his name and a pic.

Hang on a second, I want to see if Aldo brings up the Bear Jew.

If Limestone doesn't get what he wants, I'm callin' The Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat that squawk's ass to death with it.  It ain't gonna be pretty and it's definitely gonna be slow and painful.
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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2012, 12:02:49 PM »
First of all, RickRampus will not win his bet until after the basketball game in Bramlage, so I think a lot of you guys are getting ahead of yourselves. Secondly, I think you guys are going to have a lot of fun beating the everliving crap out of him, but your best case scenario will be to collect the equivalent value in food stamps.

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Re: Dumbass squawk has brain damage, how should I get my money
« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2012, 01:02:06 PM »
Man, Aldo is really sticking with character.
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