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So, I have never been to an official goEMAW pak, which makes me super sad But, I have a great idea to remedy this situation. We should all take the next two weeks off of school/work/sittingonourasses and get super drunk,order pizza shuttle for every meal, watch classic KSU games, and play the crap out of some NCAA '13. We could rent out a ballroom at the Clarion to accommodate our two week long emaw-orgy (we'll need lots of hookers to satisfy our ultrahigh EMAW libidos). The person who beats KU by the most points in '13 would get a super-sweet customized trophy, then on the day of the game we'll do tons of blow and sprint all the way to the stadium like 8 hours early and tip over the KU bus and then instead of going in the ticket gates, we would climb the walls of The Bill like Vikings hopped up on speed, and then calmly walk to our seat like badasses
Pfft two weeks. Half of us would be dead in the first three days.
That sounds incredible....Bubbles and 8MP are the frontrunners to win/survive this...imho
and people wonder why we have a premium board.
I picture a timer going off, marking the end of the 2 week endeavor, and one poster waking up in the middle of all the carnage, the only survivor, leaving with the trophy a la Mr. Pink in Resevoir Dogs.
Quote from: Kat Kid on September 23, 2012, 03:16:30 PMand people wonder why we have a premium board.If this thing happens, and I win, I want access.
in the end, EMAW will always win.
Quote from: Gooch on September 23, 2012, 03:05:16 PMPfft two weeks. Half of us would be dead in the first three days.I mean, those of us who are doing it right would
So are we doing this thing or not? 'Cause I'm sitting here in the lobby of the Clarion with two hookers I picked up when I left Lawrence and a box of pizza shuttle, waiting patiently for other EMAWs to arrive, and I'm starting to get weird looks.
