So like last week- MO St. came into Manhattan as Bears and left stripped bare?
Or next week- UNT came into Manhattan as the Mean Green and left green with envy?
whoa whoa whoa, let's string this thread out a bit bud.
Missouri State came into Manhattan as Bears and left as anything but grizzly!

Miami came into Manhattan as Hurricanes, but decided to get real jobs when they got back to Miami because they realized they weren't hard enough to be thugs!

Like what I did there? I feel like I have a real knack for this.