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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2012, 10:47:54 AM »
I saw a guy wearing a Mo St shirt walking down the street this morning, I honked and waved, but waved to the other side of the street.  He was totally confused.
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2012, 11:31:40 AM »
just saw the same guy from last night. started to act friendly toward him and act like i was just joking around, but right in the middle of saying it i snatched his livestrong band right off his wrist (i'm very quick) and threw it across the street. as i walked away i screamed "eff you bear!"  rough ridin' pussy.
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2012, 12:21:45 PM »
Who keyed "EMAW" into the hood of the Pontiac grand am with a mo state flag?  It's parked at 10 th and vattier
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2012, 12:23:08 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on September 01, 2012, 12:21:45 PM
Who keyed "EMAW" into the hood of the Pontiac grand am with a mo state flag?  It's parked at 10 th and vattier

Somebody needs to set Winters up with an alibi pronto
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2012, 12:24:19 PM »
I've never seen a Moo State fan.   :frown:
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2012, 12:38:59 PM »
Was on the way to Manhattan and got in front of a Mo State car.  Slowed way down and then cleaned the heck out of my windshield with the windshield wiper fluid.  The dumbasses behind me had to turn on their wipers.  And guess what!  They rough ridin' broke mid wipe!  Had to drive the rest of the way with a wiper right in their fat faces.  rough ridin' faggots.
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2012, 01:31:20 PM »
 Omg, these stupid hicks are hilarious!

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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2012, 03:21:25 PM »
just saw a Missouri State fan in the mall. Told him to HOLD MAHHH DICK then walked off casually.
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2012, 04:24:36 PM »
Just saw one at grocery store, he was looking at some sausage in the case, I snatched his iPhone out of his cart and dropped it in the lobster tank.
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2012, 04:47:02 PM »
pPretty sure that last one wasnt true.  I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2012, 04:48:55 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on September 01, 2012, 04:47:02 PM
pPretty sure that last one wasnt true.  I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:

It was way old.  The original.  And I think he was a phone salesman
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Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2012, 08:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on September 01, 2012, 04:48:55 PM
Quote from: jtksu on September 01, 2012, 04:47:02 PM
pPretty sure that last one wasnt true.  I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:

It was way old.  The original.  And I think he was a phone salesman
Only if you mean "a phone salesman" in the way Terry is "a candle salesman."
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