Mr. B! I met Glenn Foster the other day. Apparently he is good friends with one of my roommates. He looks like maybe he could be a good player/play in the NFL.
Ipso Facto, I'm an ITK source on Illini football now.
Oh man, Dlew! Was he all beefed up? Word was he put on some more weight for his last season as an Illini great. The coaching staff has been giving him solid preseason praise. Did he look like he'd be a nightmare in the trenches I guess is what I'm asking? Maybe squish your hand when he shook it? And you were all like "Easy there big fella, I'm gonna need that for later. Lol."
Let me put it this way:
1. He absolutely murdered my hand.
2. I wish he played for K-State.
Saturday! eff you Alex Carder! Glenn Foster is going to eat your god-damned face off and then spit it back into what's left of your face which will be nothing! Heck, yes.