"The pirate was run out of town some years before by a scoundrel with a hole in his head where his brains should have lain. A stupid man, caught up in stupid and vainglorious pursuits."
He obviously loves his football and hates his Craig James. I think I shall move to west Tejas and befriend this wise man.
Incredible read. This post has been bookmarked into my browser, as well as my heart, mind, and soul.