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Offline hemmy

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I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« on: July 24, 2012, 08:11:30 PM »
goEMAW doctors, please diagnose: Terrible pain from my neck down to shoulder blade, can barely turn my head. This is not a pleasant feeling.

pm me the bill after consultation.


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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 08:13:50 PM »
T's and P's hemmy.
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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2012, 08:17:21 PM »
Get a neck massage.

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2012, 08:57:05 PM »
Nothing 6 or 7 beers and a few shots couldn't cure

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2012, 09:00:50 PM »
Terrible pain from my neck down to shoulder blade, can barely turn my head. This is not a pleasant feeling.


This is how I feel after reading a hemmy post. So I'll now be looking for solutions as well.

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
pinched nerve, heat and advil.

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2012, 09:03:29 PM »
pinched nerve, heat and advil.

Wow, that was fast. Thanks!  :thumbsup:

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2012, 09:05:09 PM »
Accupuncture STAT
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I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2012, 09:35:05 PM »
You are having a stroke. Take 10 aspirin and call 911

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2012, 10:37:48 PM »
Judging by your symptoms I would say you were weaned off of your mommy's teat at too young an age.

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2012, 11:04:11 PM »
Judging by your symptoms I would say you were weaned off of your mommy's teat at too young an age.

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2012, 07:45:25 AM »
menstrual cramps?

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2012, 04:06:22 PM »
I've been using some stretching techniques and it appears to be helping  :thumbs:

I slept on the floor last night because it was the only way to support my neck.  :blindfold:

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2012, 04:09:57 PM »
Down a salt tablet and take a lap.  If that doesn't work rub some dirt on it.

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Re: I think i broke my neck while sleeping
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2012, 04:11:45 PM »
stressed a disk go see a physical therapist after you deliver some goods for the olympic games
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