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Offline nicname

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I crap my pants this morning.
« on: April 17, 2010, 11:03:10 AM »
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2010, 11:19:12 AM »
weird
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2010, 11:37:17 AM »
doc says i got gallstones.  had me on an iv.  now im shittin water. 

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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2010, 11:38:16 AM »
thats a fun morning
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2010, 03:36:02 PM »
My friend (beantowncat) crap his pants this morning too.  Weird.
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2010, 05:40:12 PM »
I did that on my 21st birthday
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2010, 06:46:36 PM »
acid is a hell of a drug
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2010, 11:49:48 PM »
straight rough ridin' water
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2010, 01:38:30 AM »
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 08:22:13 AM »
Bump
Really could have been a great ongoing thread if moe people were more like GB and not afraid to embrace the shitting in their pants.
Also, there is something funny about BTK (or whatever he has changed his name to today) shitting his pants.
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2012, 11:34:54 AM »
     Every morning I wake up at 5 o`clock sharp and take a crap,problem is I don`t get out of bed until 6. :bang:
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 11:39:51 AM »
Quote from: nicname on April 17, 2010, 11:37:17 AM
doc says i got gallstones. 

How'd that turn out?
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 01:30:31 PM »
Quote from: TheHamburglar on July 18, 2012, 11:39:51 AM
Quote from: nicname on April 17, 2010, 11:37:17 AM
doc says i got gallstones. 

How'd that turn out?

I don't really remember.  I know I got better over the next few days.  That morning was the culmination of about a three month period of increased digestive problems.  I don't think it was really gallstones.  Definitely sucked though.
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 01:32:42 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on April 17, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
My friend (beantowncat) crap his pants this morning too.  Weird.

Can confirm that he did this 2 days ago as well.
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2012, 01:34:24 PM »
I crapped my pants two times in one night. I was dreaming and kept thinking I had to pass gas. So I tried....I did that twice. The third time I got up and went to the bathroom.

I was sober, but sick.
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 01:48:01 PM »
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Re: I crap my pants this morning.
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 07:37:07 PM »
I was 99% sure I crap my pants at work last week.

Let out a fart and instantly went  :eek:

Went to the bathroom and nothing.  :dunno:
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